DO YOU LOVE ME?!?! Yo. Stop the madness with these "love" reality shows. They are shot over the course of 3 weeks. I know they're in close quarters, see each other daily, and have no access to tv or the internet, and little access to phones, BUT chillax. You are trippin. YOU DON'T LOOOOOOVE HIM!!

So BK recommended the most expensive shampoo I might ever consider actually buying. I have a secret love for Sephor.a. Even though I don't wear makeup next to ever and can't stand most perfumes. That store just intrigues me. Probably because I'm such a girl. Except when it comes to tears. Then I'm all "skirt down, man up!!" So while I was supposed to be finishing my Christmas shopping, I stopped in S.ephora and bought myself some ridiculously expensive shampoo in conditioner. Then I shoved some food down my throat and went to church. Sooo not fulfilling. It was ok. My pastor wasn't in the pulpit and surprisingly, most of his friends I've heard preach don't seem to have "it." I guess that surprises me because I pick friends like me. Ones who are fly in their own right and complement the fab. These people are not complementing the fab.

Do you know what I should be doing right now instead of blogging? Wrapping gifts, washing my hair doezens of dollars worth (insanity. THIS BETTER BE WORTH IT BK!!), washing dishes, cleaning out the fridge, washing clothes, sweeping, vacuuming, cleaning my room, straightening my dad's room. Trust. This is NOT a regular occurence. Since he'll be gone the entire time Stace is here, he gave us permission to take over his room. Jameil's B&B! We'll be so fab. I've also had my co-workers helping me plan for the best 6 days of Pittsburgh's existence!!!!!!!! Woooo!! Oh, and in case you were wondering, I finished my Christmas shopping after church. YAY!! And the mall actually wasn't that bad. Shocking, right?



Adei von K said...


I'm not going to meet D? booo on him!! MORE ROOM FOR US!!!!!!!!

I need an itinerary so I know what to pack!!

Jameil said...

itinerary forthcoming tomorrow my hoochie friend. i know you have no intentions of packing before that. know that its 50 degrees only one day that you're here. the rest of the time highs in the low 40s, lows in the 20s. dress accordingly. but bring at least one "so out of place in pgh b/c ITS.SO.FLY!!" dress because we will spend at least one night showing people up. coats, scarves, gloves, all that. you need it. dress in layers.

Eb the Celeb said...

happy holidays!

proacTiff said...

"'skirt down, man up'!!"

[Officially hijacked]

"I guess that surprises me because I pick friends like me. Ones who are fly in their own right and complement the fab. These people are not complementing the fab."

[Scratching head hard] What in the world am I going to do with YOU? I suppose you pick your blog friends accordingly? You got love for 'New Pro'? [Placing chain around your fabulous neck]

Nexgrl said...

I am so with you when it comes to crying. I once had to give a bad performance appraisal. The bad employee had the nerve to start crying when it became obvious that the appraisal was going from bad to worse. I told her, "Let me know when you are done crying, so that we can continue." I then walked away.

Rashan Jamal said...

LOL @ complimenting your fab... You mean that you don't have that one unfab friend that makes you look better?

I think they love being on tv and possibly getting a spin off show starring them.

Anonymous said...

"complement the fab"
You come up with some of the craziest sayings!!

Jameil said...

E... thanks! merry christmas!!

pro... lol. that's from la. i'm more lenient w/my blog friends, but not if you are getting a mention. that most likely means you complement the fab. (yes, you do).

nex... LMAO!! the wack ones are always the ones who get teary. SHUT THAT UP!!

rj... that's the crutch of people who aren't actually that fab. if you have real fab, there's no need for to go thru those hoops. i know what they love but it also seems like they love looking stupid on tv.

epsi... lol.

Liz Dwyer said...

Thank you! Them fools are NOT in love. They barely have time to get in lust with each other.

Now, was the shampoo worth all the ducats?

Sparkling Red said...

It's amazing how much time and money it's possible to spend on one's hair. Do let us know how the shampoo worked out.

And have a Happy Holidays!

1969 said...

Those Phyto products are supposed to be the truth. Keep us posted!!!

And have fun with your buddy. Poor Pittsburgh. So not ready.

Momisodes said...

Bout time someone said something about these shows! And what I love the most...is when they whisper the "I love you" maybe 1 week into the show in a drunken stuper...

How was the shampoo!??

Hope you're having a smashing time at the Jameil B&B

Jameil said...

liz... right?!? still didn't try it. lol. tomorrow i guess. IT BETTER BE!! I'm expecting longer hair before I wash out the conditioner.

red.. i know! i justified it tho b/c i've been to a salon maybe 4 times in the last 3 years (every black dude is cringeing) b/c i don't have a perm. hair upkeep is so WEARYING!!

69... it better be!! and NO IT'S NOT!! WOOOOOOO!! We are gonna have such a blast!!!!!!

sandy... hahaha i know! let's hope it is great and thanks! only a day away!