I usually don't talk about this because I usually never am. But right now, I just wanna go home. And it makes it worse when your band of evildoers and evilwishers "friends" and "family" ask you if you're coming home for Christmas. (I use quotations because real friends and family wouldn't do this to me. My cousin also just sent me an email about how all of them got together at my other cousin's house for Thanksgiving and added "You missed it!" Granted she always tells me she misses me, but still. I'm fragile right now. Be kind, rewind.)

Let's play Jeopardy shall we? Number of times in the 3 Thanksgivings and Christmases that I've been here that I have been home.

Doom doom doom doom doom doom doooom doom doom doom doom DOOM da doo doo doo doo doom doom doom doom doom doom DOOOOM DOOM da doom doom BOMP! BOMP! BOMP! boom boom. *ching*

If you answered 0, you just won!!!!!! Face. It really pisses me off. I don't need reminders. And that's what that serves as. Isn't it more helpful to just say "AAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU AIN'T GOIN HOME FOR CHRISTMAS AAAAAAND YO DADDY NEVER STAYS!! ALONE ON CHRISTMAS AGAIN BIATCH!!!"? I think so, too. My Stace is coming on Christmas afternoon, so that helps. But right now I'm still feeling a bit sad and missing my mommy. I'm feeling La, Eps, X and everyone else on the bah humbug tip. Thanks to all who have worked so diligently to crush my Christmas spirit.

*Listening to: "Christmas in Hollis" by Run DMC but thinking Natalie Cole's "No More Blue Christmases."


Kacie said...

Aw man :( Is it because of work obligations?

What are your plans for Christmas Eve/Christmas Day in Pittsburgh?

Rashan Jamal said...

You can't be all bah humbug. Your role is to spread the Christmas spirit! We all have our role to play, so hop to it!!!

proacTiff said...

I have something for you (not a shameless! plug, I swear) over at my page. I don't like reading about you feeling miserable. Can't have that. Early Christmas from your girl;).

Sparkling Red said...

I love your rendering of the Jeopardy Thinking Theme. LOL, right there!

Sorry about your Christmas sadness. Sometimes that's just how it goes... :-(

Adei von K said...

awww babe :-( i'm so glad i'm coming during the holidays :-) i'm working on your gift too :-)!

La said...

bah. screw christmas cheer. bring on new years drunkeness. yay stace! lol

the joy said...

I feel you. I miss my family so much right now. I miss them so much u don't want to talk to them. I wouldn't let my grandma off the phone the other day.

Jameil said...

kacie... yeah. i have to work the day before and the day after Christmas. I'm off Christmas day and the night of Christmas Eve. I don't really have any plans.

rj... i know i know!! i'm trying but i'm being beaten w/the bah humbug stick right now!!

pro... lol. thx homie.

red... lol. i know.

stace... me too! :)

la... stop it. you're not helping.

joy... word. sometimes i just want to turn off my phone and hide under a rock.

*Tanyetta* said...

The next time someone asks when you're coming home, you just tell them.....when you send me a ticket, i'm on the next thing smokin!

Geez, what's up with people? We're from Jersey and my cousin said she'll have a 'rent' party for us to come home. funny thing, it ain't that serious for me. I'm spoiled with this Cali weather. Me no likey icicles hanging off the tip of nose!

ps.. feel better and i'm off to see this early christmas PRO has going on too! ;)

*Tanyetta* said...

my nose. *sigh*

Anonymous said...

I know Im late on this one ... but I know how you feel ... Ive been scrooge all quarter missin my family ... but dont be sad ... no I take that out be sad ... sometimes its best ... but it will get better ... hmmm Ill have to think of some fierce Jameil Christmas Blog for you ... too bad I cant just make Nine West Shoe materialize!

Nikita T. Mitchell said...

aww i'm sorry. being homesick sucks, so feel better soon, k? thanks.

Jameil said...

tan... you are so right!! SEND ME A TICKET NEXT PERSON!! lmao @ rent party!! too hilarious.

ai... can't wait for the fierce Jameil Christmas Blog!!!!! glad someone gets to go home.

mm... thanks homie!