Don't Rock, Body

Mine's rebelling against me and I don't like it. Jerky body.

It's 74 degrees outside!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Some bloggers CRACK ME UP with their crazy late-night conversations!!

I went on a walk yesterday and made a rock into my impromptu step. I rocked it out with a faux step routine and I'm feeling it today. YES! Gym/exercise aches are that hotness.

Speaking of the gym, Rell got a bit upset that there are women's only gyms and gym sections. Know what? I never would've thought I'd ever consider one. I've been boy crazy since birth! But when I'm all sweaty and trying to get my fitness on, this is not the time for you to be ogling me. Especially since you're not attractive! Grosssss!!! I'm so not impressed. I'm the opposite of impressed. Get thee behind me, troll. Was that wrong? If you would act right I would, too.

I looooooove registries. I had so much fun looking at my cousin's registry. I knew what I wanted before I went to the store then had them pick it all out for me, wrap it up and pay. I bought 4 of these. HOW FAB ARE THEY!??! And just now I bought my dad's stuff online for him just because I love giving gifts! YAY!! No you can't have anything. Stop being greedy. Of course he paid. I really like spending other people's money for them. Especially when I get to spend more than $100! Now who else wants to let me spend their money? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone? Bueller?

Pittsburgh is boring me.


Rashan Jamal said...

What is the opposite of impressed? Depressed?

Bloggers are some funny characters especially late at night.

How you gonna call someone a troll? That was wrong, besides that's my go to insult.

I'll pass on the letting you spend my money.

Southerner in Suomi said...

Wow, the gym stalkers are in abundance at your spot. Lol.

Yaaay Warm weather!!

Adei von K said...

ooooooh! those glasses are WHAT'S UP!!!! I've never seen anything like that! Get it C&B!!

get thee behind me, troll. LOLOLOL Why buddy got to be a troll though?? LOLOL

Anonymous said...

well, let me be the first to say thank you for staying as long as you did.

It is a testament to your fabulosity that you managed to make decent lemonade out of the rotted lemon rind that is the Steel city.

Momisodes said...

I never considered an all women's gym...until after I became a mom...and breastfed for 18 months...and gained a bajillion stretch marks :(

Love those wine glasses!

Jameil said...

rj... not impressed! act right! bloggers are hilarious. you didn't create the word troll!! but i did steal it from you. SO WHAT! come on. i can spend your money WAY better than you can.

v... they really are tho. go warm weather go warm weather *cabbage patch and roll it back.*

stace... loooove those glasses! if he's a troll, he's a troll. i didn't make him that way.

inkog... lmao @ rotten lemon rind!! too funny. this city is wearing me out.

sandy... see i didn't even have to wait. the men ran me out. trolls. i need some of those glasses for myself huh? lol.

p_nami said...

The change in weather has been great for the mood, terrible for my work! LOL

Not sure if I ever asked (I think I did) but would you consider a move to NYC?

Sparkling Red said...

I don't know if I'd feel that much more comfortable in a women-only gym. The women I know (at work at least) are way more mean and judgemental than guys. Hmm... what's worse, having your butt oggled or being stared at by mean girls?

This is why I work out at home in my living room. I can get a lot done with just hand weights and a mat.

Desy said...

i think i might have heard one too many utterz from you cause i could actually hear your voice as i read this. I mean, i really heard it...lol... especially the 'get thee behind me, troll'...lol

Jameil said...

doll... who needs work?? lol. i'd consider nyc but it's not my first choice. i'd have to be making a lot of money or following my dream.

red... you know i don't care about people judging me. i AM concerned, however, about people talking too much. you know women can be unnecessarily chatty... but my dad can be too. it's a catch 22. i guess i need a personal gym and trainer.

desy... lol. my friends have that issue, too.