Drawer Full of Joy

And another one! The drawer is back! But this time it's full of Yueng. Thanks Dad!
And before he went back to work (from his lunch break) he said, "Too bad I can't have a beer."
I magnanimously said, "I'll have one for you!"
He said, "Have 6."
"6!? Then how many am I to drink for myself?"
"5! That's 11 beers!"
"So I can't drink 11 beers!"
"How do you know? Have you tried it?"
"No. But I've had 5."
"Well that's a good start."
1/9 of one down, 10 and 9/10 to go! AND a new episode of Samantha Who! (If you haven't seen it, go to abc.com and watch! It's hilarity!) In case you didn't know, IT'S MY FRIDAY!!!!!


1969 said...

Yeungling Lager.....mmmmm. We need to talk Top Chef. Holla!!!

I'm rooting for Dale or the Mr. T guy.

Southerner in Suomi said...

Drink on Noble Centurion!!!

Chris said...

I feel the same way about Minute Maid fruit punch. Pure bliss in a weirdly-shaped gallon bottle :)

shani-o said...

Good LAWD! I think you, me, and Lauren need to work on a drunken night out... because I'm pretty sure you might be my alcohol soulmate, lol.

Sparkling Red said...

Your dad is too much. Encouraging his daughter in drunken debauchery. He should be ashamed of himself! ;-)

Jameil said...

1969... we do! stop fakin! i'm so for dale! the mr. t guy??? i'm confused.

v... glad you told me that means hard worker!!! lol. and i will work hard on drinking.

chris... your sobriety is depressing.

shani... how long have i been saying this? HOW LONG???

red... lol. i know! he sometimes says, "i'ma tell yo mama!!" except i drank almost an entire bottle of wine when i was w/him... so... yeah... regardless... lol.

PCD (Pretty Circle Drawer) said...


Adei von K said...

your dad will NOT...encourage you to drink that much!! Beer at that!!!

If you were really your dad's friend, you would've told him, "Gon head and drink daddy! Have one for the road!"

Its FRIDAY! WOO HOO! You should hit up that pre-mother's day bash...

James Tubman said...

that's what daddy's are for lol

Jazzy said...

Have drink for me please!!!

Thnx to sucky azz jersey transit I had to travel home from work on alternative means and I have the bus driver from hell!! Ugh! I think my motion sickness is about to set in.

Jameil said...

pcd... hey hey now. don't be jealous. you, too, can have someone buying liquor for you to drink.

stace... why not? is that wrong? my daddy do need some friends! but he was only 4 mins from walking out the door so i was the good influence. yay friday!! boo mday "bash"... unless you come.

tubs/tubby... WORD.

diva... you, my dad, me. i'ma be real gone at this rate! oh jerz transit get it together!!!!

Rashan Jamal said...

Go head and drink away the pain. LOL

I can just see you drinking 11 beers to prove that you can. LOL

Don't Oppress Me said...

HELL YEAH...we love liquor around these parts.

But now that I'm approaching legal drinking age I'm seriously gonna stop trying to party like a rockstar...maybe just a one hit wonder with too much time on his hands.

cherry's kid said...

really? 11 beers and wednesday is your friday...i'm such a hater now...not on the 11 beers cause i can only do lambric but wednesday is your friday....seething!

Desy said...

yeh for the weekend! a perfect time to drink and be merry...

but 11 beers? you better than me for sure...

Momisodes said...

Your dad is hilarious :)

11 beers? Good heavens!

Jameil said...

rj... there is no pain! i have nothing to prove to him! i stopped at 5. that was plenty.

d.o.m... wow! long time no see. welcome back. i def. slowed down once i hit 21. seems a bit backwards huh? lol.

ck... but i work actual weekends so save that jealousy for someone who deserves it. it ain't me sister.

desy... that's too much and i wasn't going to even try. i like my pounding-free head.

sandy... don't encourage him!! lol. just 5.

Open Grove Claudia said...

Nothing like a parent encouraging the drinking in their child. Warms my heart.

It reminds me of a friend of mine who used to give her son bourbon in his milk bottle. She was stunned to find out that he had a drinking problem - bourbon - at 15 years old. Go figure.

Did you barf?

Jameil said...

claud... lol. i only drank 5. don't worry! i'm not a drunk and no how to stop before I get to the point of vomiting. i'm ok.