No Ma'am

I went to a step show last weekend (I think... they start to run together) and was SHOCKED by the way these chicks were dressed. I thought they were filming h.ookers at the point the sequel after the show. You, ma'am are dressed like strawberry. Like you can't go by your real name on the street so you pick one that sounds sweet. All of them didn't look this bad but all of them looked strange to me to be so dressed up to sit around for 3+ and watch people they don't know sweat it out on stage.

Apparently here everyone dresses up for the step show because they immediately afterward heard for the after party. Yeah no. Back when I was in college, aka the good old days, we needed to pre-game before the show, then it wore off during, then we'd pre-game after the show and change for the after party. Regardless, we dressed far more fabulously. Going out does not mean saying "go-go g.adget s.lut suit." (My former drinking partner dated a guy. He knew a girl who looked extremely normal and even boring during the week but said at the end of the week when it was time to go out it looked like she said, "Go-go g.adget s.lut suit" and instantly had on the super tricked out clothes. HILARIOUS!!)

Anyway. Even stranger to me was that it was apparently twin night. While flipping through party pictures I saw more than one chick hanging with her clothing doppelganger. Um... that was a fashion NIGHTMARE (ok maybe not that extreme but SO wack) to be somewhere where you have multiple people (or even one other person) dressed just like you, but these chicks appear to have done it on purpose.


In unrelated news, it's been more than a year since Sparkling Red wrote her sleep paralysis post and I HAVEN'T HAD IT SINCE THEN!!


Monie said...

Dead @ go go gadget slut suit. Hilarity! I'm SO MAD that they actually had a twin night and that people actually did that. Wow.

1969 said...

Why are they dressed in matching ensembles? My head is hurting. LOL

Jameil said...

monie, it wasn't actually twin night. i'm just saying that's what it looked like.

1969... idk!! hot messical, right!?

Not so Anonymous said...

go go gadget slut suit?? I'm so using that, lol.

Dressing alike has never been hot. I do like that pink skirt with the beige colored shirt though...lol.

Rashan Jamal said...

they just coordinating! They are homegirls and they want everybody to know...

LMAO @ go go gadget slut suit. too hilarious.

Adei von K said...

go go gadget slut suit is the funniest thing i've heard in a looooooooong time!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I don't get the matching thing. maybe a color scheme but not the buy one, get one free look

CNEL said...

LoL. I think my last year since I was an R.A. it struck me most that the most regular of people would get done up Thursday-Saturday, but Sunday-Wed would be looking straight bummy.

The twin gear is like whoa. The last time I remembered seeing it that bad was the formal we had the week of graduation from college. I felt bad for the girls.

Liz Dwyer said...

OMG! Girl, you have PICTURES!!!

I'm dying. I can't even remember what I was gonna comment because of the pictures. LOVE IT!

Momisodes said...

I have never understood why people dress the same.

Go-go g.adget s.lut suit?

I MUST keep that for later use :)

the joy said...

my friend went out this wknd with her bff and they wore matching fishnet shirts. i was like dang, i didnt know that was back in, lol.

Jameil said...

aretha... lol. use away!! right?? i don't like that skirt but the top looks nice w/it.

rj... yeah... that's a hot mess!

adei... hahahaha!! i was on the FLOOR!! the twins thing was HORRID!!

cnel... but to do it intentionally??

liz... hahahahaha! i had to! i knew no one would believe it! hahahahaha.

momisodes... me either! keep away!

joy... fishnet???????????? why???????? wait why did you give away me and rah's outfits. lol. bad bad bad.

Jazzy said...

I'm extra late...but I cracked up at you comparing them to Hookers at the point!

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

So in the first picture are they the good and evil twins? And in the second are they the DoubleThick twins?

LMAO @ Go Go Gadget Slut Suit!!!!

Jameil said...

diva... lolol. it had to be done.

2nd... they're wrong at any rate.