Apparently I missed the hoodrat memo. So me and the b.f. are talking yesterday, right? He tells me he expects me to be willing to fight a girl if she steps to him. Excuse me? I'm sorry. I went to college and got a degree and a job so I wouldn't be concerned w/some chick in the club. If I was gonna be fightin in the club I could've saved about 50K and startin slangin rocks in high school. Or I could've been standing on the corner with my thumb out. Ooh! Or I could've been a stripper! Magic City baby!
So I'm truly amazed, right? I'm like, umm... have you met me before? How does this seem like something I would be interested in? He says like if some girl calls me a bitch ass nigga or something. You know I can't fight girls, so you would do it for me right? I know this sounds outlandish, but for my friends who know the b.f., I know its even more baffling. He's so calm. Kind of introverted. Borderline quiet. So how would you think that was acceptable?
I know he likes ghetto girls. I knew this back when he was the best friend at HU. All the girls he used to like were ones snappin' and poppin gum with 3-in-1 haircuts (swoop bang, french roll, fingerwave), door knocker earrings, and always.... hahahaha. Ok let me stop. There weren't any girls like that although the Philly, DC, and Jersey girls were close. Think of the most hood girls you ever knew, those were the ones he was always attracted to. Now think to what you've read about me like this, and this, and this, and this and this. Not exactly ghetto. Probably a lot closer to stuck up. But you know, whatever.
Then he's like if some dude came at you wrong, grabbed your butt, whatever, you'd be pissed. You'd want me to do something about it. Ok first of all, why are we in these "establishments" where there's a possibility I might need a blade and some street cred to get out alive??? Lolol. Then like I said, I just ain't tryin to fight random people. I don't have the patience for that and we're too OLD for that!! Geez! Lolol. 16-year-olds and hood rats from B-more (lolol my girl from B-more would be the first to talk about hood clubs like Choices (I had a blast, but we were definitely the least hood peeps in the place). her motto is "we kill niggas in baltimore." so stop makin that face epsi and cnel! lololol) do these things, not me!! And not my b.f.!! Geez! So he wanted me to pose the question. If you're a girl, would you fight a girl who steps to your man incorrectly? If you're a guy, is this what you look for in a girl?