3.10.2008

Something in the Water

No really. There's something in the water. You know I don't often do current events but I know too many of my readers don't watch or read the news. THERE ARE DRUGS IN YOUR TAP WATER. See naw. First the beef, now this. The beef was a score for the crazy vegans and vegetarians. Stace's boo Dreezy is such a smug vegetarian, too. He just knows his lifestyle is the best ever. WHATEVER!! He's only a partial vegetarian though because he still eats fish. Does he eat chicken, too? I can't remember. He's not really a vegetarian, he just doesn't eat beef or pork. Whatever man.

But water? WATER?!?! What is this Iraq or something? Ol' tainted drinking supply. It's like living in a third world country! I'd rather NOT have your viagra with my glass, please. Yeah y'all. The water has antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones. And that's just what they know. There's no telling what else is in there. AND they want to tell us it's safe... but they don't know what long-term exposure to this stuff can do to you. Of course they don't!! BUT WE KNOW WHAT IT DOES TO THE FISH!! This is not cute. And they (the environmentalists) wonder why I drink bottled water. The tap water here is cloudy and tastes funny anyway. In Charlotte it tastes delicious. Probably because there are so many chemicals.

(My blog schedule is utterly jacked because of blogger. I'm used to posting in the a.m. which gives folk all day to comment but haven't been able to the last two days. Yes, I'm still hatin on blogger. If it was a person I'd be giving it the eye. I'm still looking at my computer like why I oughta...)

17 comments:

JOB said...

Jameil,

I never watch P.R. but I still thought that Fierce makeover show was hilarious. "Are you saying I look like a transvestite?"

Also, if you've never seen this, please give this a once over... hopefully you can make something of this.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

To give you a great taste of what it's all about, check out #69... Mos Def. Hilarious.

Vdizzle said...

what the HELL is metabolized angina medicine?? I don't know but it's in North Jersey's water supply.

You know it's bad when you google and get nothing. I'm sure this town is not much better.

SimplEnigma said...

LOL @ smug vegetarians. They truly are the worst. The ones that get me are the preachy ones who tell you about what you should and shouldn't be eating, then light up a joint and try to excuse it by saying it's "from the earth".
I only eat chicken and fish, but hell if I tell someone else they shouldn't eat beef or pork.

I'm torn with the whole bottled water issue. It doesn't have flouride and I need my flouride. And who's to say that water is actually from a pure spring anyway? Remember the Chinese food scandal where the owner was puttiong opium in the food to make people come back? LOL.

I have my theory about a certain cofee franchise, but I'm gonna hold it down for now. Hehe.

Open Grove Claudia said...

I saw this. Unbelievable. We filter our water, but there's no way to filter out that kind of medication.... Scary, sacry...

1969 said...

And of course....Philly would be athe top of the damned list. When my kids get hyper, I will make them drink some water....might have some Prozac in it. Calm them down.

Come on over to wordpress.

Sparkling Red said...

I hope there's Prozac in the water. Then it won't matter what else is in there - we can all be calm, accepting, and happy about it.

Rashan Jamal said...

YUCK!!! The explanation of how the drugs get in the water sickened me. I knew it water was retreated, but I don't like to think about that. Thanks Jam!

My blog schedule is all jacked up, but I can't blame blogger for that. I just been actually sleeping for the last week, so I better run with that as long as it will last.

the joy said...

I did a report about the polition in the chattahoochee when I was in 7th grade, and since then I have not drunk the tap here. At one pt we were making bottled kool aid. In CT we got our water from the same place NYC did, and sometimes itd come out brown, lol. I didn't really trust water until fiju and voss.

Los Angelista said...

I just read about this and what the heck??? We are killing ourselves and the drug company execs are laughing all the way to the bank because they can afford to by Fiji by the caseload. I like to tell myself someone's gonna burn forever for this, but in the meantime, no wonder I can't wink my right eye or raise my right eyebrow. It's probably the water's fault!

Desy said...

daaaaaamn... i guess i should feel ok that i live in the Sunshine state and there was nothing said about it (i'm sure there are things in our water, but as long as there is nothing reported, i can still plead ignorance)...lol.

Ms. Cali Brwn said...

Ha! I live with a Vegan so its really exciting and there are always strange not so exciting smells emanating from my house... bleh ... bottled water all the way ... though Cali water is the best Ive had I must admit... but it doesnt make good ice ... which I cant explain ... and could be somethin sketchy...

X Factor said...

Why does it seem like you're the only one with these blogger issues?
Ahh... what's a little Prozac in the water supply- the whole world's depressed anyway! And didn't you get the memo? The botled water is just tap water... in a bottle! LMFAO. Bon appetit!!!

jameil1922 said...

all: we're all gonna die.

job... tranny! i actually posted about that site a few posts back.

v... its probably way worse.

SE... lmao @ the preachy vegetarians w/various and sundry other bad habits. yes!!! bottled water man bottled water.

1969... lmao @calming the kids down w/the water.

rj... you're welcome.

joy... you don't like brown-tinted kool-aid.

liz... blinking is overrated.

x... other people talked about it too. see: that post.

PCD (Pretty Circle Drawer) said...

so we're all crackheads unbeknownst?

Mademoiselle M said...

they are saying that bottled water may get us just as drugged up as the tap water.

oh well. America is gonna slowly kill us all from one thing or the other. If it's not the super-chicken hormones or mad cow disease then it's gotta be the water. C'est la vie americaine!

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

LMAO @ enigmas veg comment! that is soooo drew! QUICK to light up after eating some morningstar!
(j/k. he only smokes during set breaks and only with the bassist BUT, he is quick to defend it)

so drew told me that a non smoker who eats meat is more likely to get cancer than a smoker who doesn't eat meat. SMUG!!

i don't water anyway. still, i don't want my lemonade or iced tea all viagra-ated!

enter: fiji

jameil1922 said...

pcd... well some know it! but yes!!

mm... PRECISELY!! hence my prior comment to everyone: we're all gonna die. VIRGO!! You're gonna die. GEMINI!! you're gonna die twice.

stace... lmao!! he really is tho. and i'm always lookin at him like yeah right and WHATEVER!! read what mademoiselle said about the bottled water...