My Third Letter to God*

My head hurts and I'm cranky but that's neither here nor there. I have a question. Will I be able to see my feet when I'm pregnant? I know that's years away but I'm sayin. I was just thinking about it in the shower the other day and it was weird to me that I probably won't be able to... not while standing anyway. I like my feet. Ooh! Speaking of feet. You know how my aunts have hammer toes (I just threw up a little bit in my mouth) and generally ugly feet? They say this runs in the family and their feet used to look normal like mine, too. PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T TRUE!! If it is, can I be exempt??? Thanks God. You're the best.


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1969 said...

Yes...there will come a point when you can't see your feet but they'll be retaining water and totally swollen and resembling sausages so you will be grateful that they aren't visable while standing. Feel better?

Sparkling Red said...

If you wear proper shoes you probably won't get hammer toes. No pointy-toed pumps for you!

Rashan Jamal said...

Hey Jam..You are SUPER(ficial) LOL

God told me to tell you to get over it.

Hammer toes just appear out of nowhere? You aren't born like that?

the joy said...

Lol I think you can call it a wrap on feet viewing. Also, take care of your feet and you won't have to worry about it. I know I'm not God, but like my mom says, I'm His secretary.

jameil1922 said...

1969... uhh... sure. lol

red... but i love pointy toed pumps!! however i will be very careful!! thx for the info!!

rj... what a jerk. GOD DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT!! apparently you are not born w/hammer toes.

joy... thx sec!

Desy said...

lmao@ throw up a little in my mouth

i do think that shoes play a big part in ugly feet; cause if you wear proper shoes, I can't see your ugly feet- but digress

don't let your aunts lie to you girl... your feet will more than likely stay as beautiful as the day God gave them to you...

the addition of the belly mounted mirror will assist in foot viewage during pregnancy... but will you really want to based on 69's description... i know i wont..lol

Open Grove Claudia said...

I love your letters to God. They are so real and honest. What I love the most is that God is not only the great provider, he's the great future revealer. He knows exactly what's going to happen to you! lol!

Anonymous said...

Here is a message from God's dread-headed stepson:

If you gonna send a message to God, make sure it is not about something nasty like hammer toes!!! lol

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

yeah, that 'not seeing the feet for a couple months' is mind-blowing. my intern teacher did come to school with different colored shoes...

ooooh. well an ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure. square and round toe shoes for you.

jameil1922 said...

desy... i don't wanna wear wack shoes. i sure hope my feet look fab forever! 1969's description was the most disgusting EVER wasn't it?!

claud... awww! thanks! & yes He is!! I'm so glad to know Him better!

epsi... He didn't say that. Me & God talk about everything.

stace... ok no. i would never wear different colored shoes.