Project Runway: Prom Queen

Ricky is killin me with the hats. STOP!!

Victorya misses Elysa? Type A misses pooing fabric? Does that make sense? These kids get to pick the designer who will make their prom dress!! Can't wait! Love it. V looks pissed. So funny. Low in front & back?? And Kit wants to be modest?? Love it. Kevin's throwback pic? Hilarious. I knew these girls would wanna look like whores. STOP WATCHIN E!!! Of COURSE Prince Christian the small (Courtesy: 1969) gets the pickiest one. Looooove!! How is Sweet P ignoring the color request? But its close enough for me. Oooh C. HOW were you best dressed?? LMAO @ Kit the prom princess. Oh my. Isn't it always like that? The punk rockers were soooo OC. Wholesome Mariah now can't keep her clothes on. I love that I still have 45 minutes of show. Life's good.

I soooo did not know that was Chris in all of his costume pics!!! Hilarious!! I don't do short prom dresses. Vic... the fake "jewels"? No. Love Papa Tim rallying the teeny tiny gay 12 y.o. Why is the black client the most annoying? She is workin my nerves. I do remember when I was so full of myself that I couldn't feel myself getting on people's nerves. Thank GOD I'm not a teenager anymore. I didn't hate being a teenager. I was always relatively well-liked among a broad spectrum of people (who usually didn't like each other). But once I wasn't a teenager anymore and can now look back, life is so much better. I know myself more and like myself even more. People who knew me then are like you like yourself MORE???? Hahahaha. I've never had a self-esteem problem. Wait. I just realized there is no one who has known me more than 7 years who reads this blog. Not to my knowledge anyway. Ah well. Ooh! Poetic license. Lol. Just kidding. Rewriting history is so passe.

LMAO @ liederhosen dress for Heidi. Oh Chris. Glad Christian has his mojo back. I can't stand Kit's. Way too many colors in that top panel. Now that all of the "jewels" are on Vic's, I guess. Definitely not my style. How would you love to be these teenagers? Have someone fabulous design your dress for you!?! Actually, I guess I did have that. My grandmother's a seamstress so I designed my dress and she made it. I also wanted a full-length coat made of the same fabric which if I had it I would wear it to this day. She didn't get to finish it, though. She lives in Mississippi. There is a dramatic-ish story I'd like never to relive surrounding that so maybe one day when I'm super bored but you'll have to remind me or I'll forget.

Ricky made his girlfriend's prom dress. LMAO!! You know all her friends said, "Your boyfriend is gay!!" Lololol. Why, yes, yes he is. I just ate my MadM.ex leftovers. I really, really need to marry a Mexican so I can eat like this daily. Here's what I want. A 6'2" (hahahaha. There are tall women cursing me right now. I can't help that tall men like tiny women.) 5-star Mexican chef with lovely muscles. Not too big, but well-chiseled. The camera man who swung from the contestants to teh judges as Heidi turned to intro them did a fabulous job. Love that shot.

Sweet P's dress bores me. We've seen that a million times. She's so happy with it but bah. Ooh. Love the balloon hem for Victorya. Chris' is very glam but looks a bit old for her. Kevin's is Marilyn Monroe-esque. The chest doesn't fit well on Jillian's. Ooh! Shock. I like Ricky's. Another balloon hem. The color would look better on me. Rami's is very now. That's actually cute. Tim said it was like something her mother would wear but I think it's nice. Christian's in the back? Like he said. Wow.

And now here come the fabulous comments about the dresses. Can't wait. Would you die if Heidi told you you looked gorgeous? I would. I don't like the cummerbund on Kevin's. She def. looks older. Awww. She looks like she wants to cry. Vic's is def a dress for a teenager. Nina is right that Christian needs tact and finesse in dealing with this child. How does MK think the dress is old-fashioned? The girl obviously liked it. I don't know who they could possibly send home other than Ricky. My choice anyway. How do they not like that green of Rami's? Gorgeous. Yes. Christian's was so all over the place. Oh yeah. I forgot about Kevin's. Ooh. He said "29.95 prom." Ouch. I usually like what he makes but if this is based on today's then I guess Kevin. Bah.

I knew Vic would win because it was also very age-appropriate. Christian's so bratty. Standing there with his arms crossed. I can't believe Ricky is in. Rami's pants are super tight. Down to Kevin & Christian. That's obvious. Holla Kevin. Knew it. RICKY!! Your time is coming.


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