Are you on drugs?
"I'm getting married July 11th- Be there or be square!"
Did you really? Really? An "I'm getting married" text?!? Text messaging has gone too far. Honey, let me break it down for you. People think of you as flighty. I think you're a nice person... who errs toward flights of fancy perhaps a bit more than the average person. You fueled my Grey's Anatomy obsession which definitely boosts you in my book. We've hung out a few times which is cool. But you already know your dating history is shaky. You're 24 and your new text fiance(?) is 38. I'm not saying it's NOT going to work but you've been dating for all of 6 months... maybe 8. If it's been longer, correct me. Is it so much to slow down and THINK?! Sigh. I know your parents are pissed. That's not necessarily a reason to break it off but they're not irrational people so perhaps you should take their opinions under consideration.
BUT isn't it ironic that the last old dude you dated treated you like crap and dumped you repeatedly, partly because he thought you were too young to get married and is SO desperate to get married, is still single? That's kinda funny since he was such a jerk to you. But you've shown him just by your willingness to get married. Now let's go ahead and call this thing off for a while, huh punkin? Thanks.