We all know how much I like to complain about the weather. Mostly because I only like temperatures between 66 and 82. On this January 7, 2008 in PITTSBURGH PENNSYLVANIA guess the 6:15 temperature. 57 degrees!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's 20 degrees above the average high for the day. Can I get a what what! Thanks G(od)! Represent for the cold homies! Glad we don't have that 11 feet of snow they have out west! I can't even fathom 3 feet of snow. 11 sounds not just implausible, but fake. 2 feet and I'm yawning and rolling back over. That's hide under the covers weather right there.
The throat ebola is still rockin hard except now it's moved to my nose. I was about to do a dance for the S.udafed 12-hr except I woke up with a disgusting cough that wouldn't stop for about a minute. That is a long time to cough! I'm such a horrid sick person. I gave y'all a break yesterday but I still feel like trash. I think I have a fever today. Where's X so she can tell me about all this stuff I took? I'ma need her to come out of hiding. I could always call poppa Stace since he's a pharmacist, too. And not even the street kind! I'm the walking dead right now after 4 hours of sleep. I will be going to urgent care today. Enough is enough! Sick be gone! Get thee behind me head/throat ebola!
"I love Rachael Ray. Isn't she wonderful?" MY DAD SAID THIS!! I do what I can to add to the conversion. We were watching "30 Minute Meals" the other day. He said he's gonna call up his g.f. and let her know he's leaving her for Rach. I said, "I'll call her for you." I'm so helpful!! He said, "I thought you liked her." "Not as much as Rachael Ray!!" Duh Dad. Out with the old, in with the new. New stepmommy I will welcome you with open arms. Now get in the kitchen! That's real love.
*I went to the doctor. Turns out I have a virus. No work tomorrow. Rest, fluids, C.laritin and a nasal spray. I. am. so. sleepy!!