Put in your teeth.
Spit out your chew.
If inviting a reporter inside, clean up your house. Because they will talk about you.
I hope it's not for committing a crime. The criminals here always seem to rep for the home team though. The descriptions almost always include some sort of para. "6'1 male robbed a 7-11 wearing a S.teelers jersey." Nice.
Criminals also like to do stupid things like describe what the suspect is wearing in a television interview... while they're wearing what they described... there aren't even any words...
Also don't use someone's fake body parts to commit a crime against them. (Allegedly) Especially not your sister.
That is all... for now.
Oh yeah I found a pic of me and Mor after I crossed Ogden. How adorable are we? Too adorable, I think.