My professors know I come to their class with brilliance on the brain when I inform them with this tee, "I Piss Excellence."
My quest for your future daughter-in-law will likely be made easier with this witty tome imprinted across my chest. "Is Your Name Summer? Cause You're Hot." It even underscores the point because the word summer is surrounded by flames.
You'll be delighted to know I look lovely, debutante-ready and may win the best dressed for the bus award in my adorable sun dress and cute flip flops. However, my small white clutch allows no room for books. I hope that's alright.
Some people think I'm on drugs. Is it really so odd to wear a sweatshirt when it's 90 degrees outside? In Samoa 90 is almost cold! I know I'm from Maine, but still!
Oh and I spent all my book money on kegs for the UF/UM game. WE WON! But can you send me $500 more?
Love,
The children of UF.
*Yes, I saw all of these (except the last) TODAY. And several I've seen repeatedly.
13 comments:
WELCOME TO SEC COLLEGE LIFE HOMIE!!!
Not to mention the freshman who always looks dirty because he's used to his mom cleaning up after him. In other words...HE IS!!
Umm WOW
LOL
Personally I binge on knowledge and I vomit wisdom...but that's just me. LOL
ha! dont even get me started on Designer bags, mini skirts and Stiletto pumps ... Though I am sure at times my back wishes I would give up the overpacked backpack ... I gave up trying to be cute when books started being the size of a small child ...
wait:
But can you send me $500 more?
I just fainted.
Ahhhh college. So many memories.
Having gone to school in the North where it gets nice and cold...I always enjoyed seeing those folks in full winter gear on the top half of their bodies and shorts on the bottom with timberlands. Classic.
You don't know, maybe they do piss excellence! Lol I thought you were speaking for yourself and being really tacky. Which is not the jam we know.
v... i think any non-hbcu has all those ridiculous shirts. and sometimes in HIGH SCHOOL! smh @ these children.
honey... right??
rj... ew.
cali... lol, right? i'm here to learn! i can get w/the designer bags if it goes w/your outfit unlike this girl in the hub right now w/her metallic bag and gym clothes. DOES NOT COMPUTE says my head. but the stilettos on this huge campus? there is NO excuse for that!!!
days... girl! i know you know kids are expensive!! lol.
1969... hahahaha. girl all of the sweatshirt wearers have yes, had on shorts. but w/flip flops. timbs tho? i would be ON THE FLOOR! i need to start bringing my camera daily! lol.
joy... that is nasty!! right?? glad you know i would NEVER say such foolishness and was appalled! appalled i say! that someone else would!
Booooooooooooooo!!!
Sorry. Had to say it as a UM alum. :)
wow... just wow... I wonder if people need the extra $500 to buy some real clothing...
I piss brilliance?! ROTFLMBAO!!!
lol @ the new rule...tell 'em!
anywho...why was I so disturbed when I thought this was what you were personally saying...and so glad to realize it was from some anonymous folk?
smh @ "I piss excellence"...college kids...i tell ya!
Yeah. Isn't college life wonderful? I saw a dude yesterday with the skinniest pants EVER on a man AND a beard that would have put Grizzly Adams to shame! If only he would have been sporting a mullet too...
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