Scene: Small parking lot nearest to the western library. I circle the lot and see a spot the same time another person does. (Truth: she probably saw the person leaving the spot first, but I saw the girl walking to her car first.)
As I pull closer to make it clear I'm going for this spot, the chick in the other car puts her blinker on. Undeterred, I inch closer. So does she. Then I get closer still. So does she. The other car pulls out and off, we both turn toward the spot. I turn faster and more effectively and get into the spot. Rashan bursts into laughter and says, "Wow... did you really just do that?" I say, "Yep, I saw the spot first."
I move on about my business and get out of the car. The girl says, "Thanks for stealing my spot!"
You know what I said?
AWFUL!! I KNOW!! And it didn't help that Rashan laughed. He's just as bad as me if not worse. But if you need a laugh, check out this SNL gem!!