My professors know I come to their class with brilliance on the brain when I inform them with this tee, "I Piss Excellence."
My quest for your future daughter-in-law will likely be made easier with this witty tome imprinted across my chest. "Is Your Name Summer? Cause You're Hot." It even underscores the point because the word summer is surrounded by flames.
You'll be delighted to know I look lovely, debutante-ready and may win the best dressed for the bus award in my adorable sun dress and cute flip flops. However, my small white clutch allows no room for books. I hope that's alright.
Some people think I'm on drugs. Is it really so odd to wear a sweatshirt when it's 90 degrees outside? In Samoa 90 is almost cold! I know I'm from Maine, but still!
Oh and I spent all my book money on kegs for the UF/UM game. WE WON! But can you send me $500 more?
The children of UF.
*Yes, I saw all of these (except the last) TODAY. And several I've seen repeatedly.