7.22.2008

Salmonella Don't Stop No Show!

Today salmonella tried to ruin my life.


So I'm sure you've heard.... or maybe you haven't... salmonella has been traced to jalapenos....


*swoon*












That was my first thought.

Then I thought...... why, why, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????


















And furthermore... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!













I actually yelled this out when I saw the slug at work today "jalapenossalmonella." It was almost a wrap... right! there! at! work! (SIX DAYS LEFT!!!) You know I love Mexican food! And have plans to marry a Mexican chef (or Hispanic husband) so I can eat it daily! And that means jalapenos!!! (And chipotles... mmm!) AND I CAN'T HAVE THAT IMPEDED UPON!!


I said. You know what? I don't care!













No fresh jalapenos or salsa?



I'll get it in a jar!















And if I want to eat some fresh salsa (and can find it), I will eat it! It won't kill you! [If you're not elderly (check), an infant (check) and don't have a compromised immune system (check!)]
Salmonella don't stop no show!!

23 comments:

Opinionated Diva said...

I swear only YOU could make something like this so damn hilarious! LOL!!!

You need your own TV show...seriously!

shani-o said...

Well, considering that my bout with food poisoning occurred after some delicious nachos with extra jalapenos... I've been avoiding them like the plague.

You might change your mind when you're crouched over the commode at 3 a.m. :-D

Days like These! said...

You are KILLING me! I am dying over here. You did not thumbs up a jar!

Emeritus said...

you are too much! lol.

Sparkling Red said...

It's OK to get salmonella as long as it doesn't kill you? Alright, toughie, you go ahead and play by those rules. I'll be over here in the safe zone, avoiding all the risks.

jameil1922 said...

diva.... hahahahahahaha! i had so much fun making this post!

shani... noooo! say it ain't so joe! say it ain't so! btw it didn't stop me after those crazy nights in college... allegedly...

days.... hahahaha. I DID!! i had to!!

emeritus... lol.

red... yes! booo! safe zones are super boring! come on over to the dark side! you'll like it!

Miss B said...

you ma'am are HILARIOUS!!!!

Love the pictures!!!

Adei von K said...

i know you don't want cursing on here but...



you are the biggest _______ i KNOW!!!

GINORMOUS!

ELEPHANTINE!

annnnnnnnnnnd

you have the nerve to call ME extra???!!?!

i begggggggg to differ!

Sandy C. said...

ROFL!!! Your killing me with those pics :) Way to find the silver lining ;)

Rashan Jamal said...

You are hilarious... I knew you wouldnt be giving up jalapenos no matter what. The Why?????? pictures... you have no sense... at all...

Epsilonicus said...

You are sooooo damn crazy!! All that for some damn jalapenos! That is why I love you

the joy said...

You are so special. What you must do is take that pic to the makers of that salsa, get them to put you in an ad, and the Mexicans will come to you!

Vdizzle said...

LMAO@ Joy. That might be a plan!!

magnoliapeach said...

LMAO!!! Seriously a picture post about jalapenos?!!!!!! Loves it.

When I heard the news about the salmonella, I just figured I'd take one for the team, because mexican without jalapenos is like fried fish without Zattarans.

yet another black guy said...

OMG, HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

did if proofer short term tementia - lol

jameil1922 said...

b... thanks!

adei... stop your hatin, oh queen of the extra. did you see how many ?! and n's and g's you used? extra.

sandy... lol. thanks!

rj... hahahahaha. b/c i can't! i LOVE those pics! lololol.

epsi... i can't help it!

joy... thank you dahling! i SO have to get in a salsa add so i can get that HH!! fiyah! you were the first one to also point out that i will meet my HH in Florida!! YOU ROCK JOY! Way to stay focused on the task of marrying me off!!! lol.

v... word life!!

mags... hahahahahaha! me too!! another one takin one for the team?? yessss!! i TOLD salmonella she don't stop no show!! (it sounds like a hood chick's name right?)

yabg... hahahahahaha.

torr...?

Open Grove Claudia said...

Ooh those things make me puke even without nasty bacteria.

1969 said...

Hilarious!!!! And I love me some jalapenos.

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Shidd. If they say that onions are next up on the list then I may have to go and kill some USDA inspectors for slipping and conspiring to keep my Pace picante (hot of course) away from me!

jameil1922 said...

claud... nooooooo!! don't say that!!

1969... lol. ME TOO!!!

2nd 68... seriously! when they started w/the tomatoes and said it was likely something normally eaten w/tomatoes i was like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T DO IT!!!" and now they have. weak!!

Ms.Honey said...

LOL

I promise you are a nut. I thought I was the only person that took insane pics to match my thoughts LOL

Erica C. said...

Girl, You FOOL!!! I'm over here rollin!! I hope they don't put an APB out on Texas Pete Hotsause!! I'll really be up S&*% creek without a paddle!