Yes, I intentionally did that title to trick you. Because you're waiting for a trick around every corner. Saying you're expecting it makes me want to do it even more. You're only making it worse for yourself by asking. You won't be able to predict it when it comes. That announcement is gonna come like a thief in the night.
Not like this one.
No this one you KNEW was coming.
Y'all. I have GOT to be able to talk about babies without you getting crazy. You're ruining my safe space!! Yes, I'm married. No, I don't want children right now. As I've said multiple times. The greatest offenders are the people who already know this. Yes, I'm talking about you. I need my blog to be somewhere where I can talk about people WHO ARE NOT MY HUSBAND trying to get me knocked up without you actually thinking I am. I don't want to have to say EVERY single time I mention baby or pregnant, "I'm not pregnant." Just assume I'm not until I tell you I am. I'm not putting a timeline on it, though I really had ideas that I would share with you guys from the beginning. Who knows. I mean real talk, there are things I want to just chatter about now but don't feel like the "Are you pregnant?" hassle. I mean heck! I shut down people who offer me their children for a few days. I'm straight, champ. Remember, I don't even know how to be an aunt.
It's like when you're single and people are always asking you why you're single or when you're getting married. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. And it's extremely rude to ask about it. It makes me want to do ridiculous things like post pictures of myself in a bikini holding a newspaper. And we really don't need that. I'm trying to get a job. Why are y'all trying to get me fired before I even get hired (:55)? Gucci! That's really mean. You're putting a financial strain on my 6-week-old marriage (awwww!) by not letting me get a job. Way to not be there guys. I KNOW I can't do anything about people in life asking me about it, but you guys are supposed to be my blog la familia! You're supposed to have my back on this, if nothing else!
Let's make a deal. I won't make assumptions about your womb if you won't make assumptions about mine.