Kids? Who Needs Those?
Have I told you guys lately that I don't know any babies? And never have? Oh I know PLENTY of babies on blogs and am aware that my friends have had babies but my sister and I are the youngest cousins on my dad's side. I babysat ONCE for 2 hours when I was 14 and was shocked by it. Not awesome.
This was amazing. "Take that out of your mouth." "No." "How did you get over there so fast?" "What do you want?" I don't even know how to cut right-sized food for children. I got a 'too big' from the oldest one. SO FUNNY. Thank God for 'Yo Gabba Gabba.' I love you for holding their attention for 30 minutes. J is already ready to eat us out of house and home. There were raisins but my favorite was when I peeled an orange, cut it into microscopic pieces and had him hand the chewed bits back to me-- by surprise! I was so shocked by that the first time he did it. You spit that into my hand!??!?! I'M NOT A MOM!!!! I'M NOT READY!!!
I was standing in the kitchen cutting banana & hot dog and thinking, "I definitely am not ready to be anybody's momma... but could someone at least have taught me how to be an aunt?????? Anybody??? Bueller??? Bueller??? Jemima???" 5 hours is definitely the longest I've EVER been responsible for another human who needed me to do stuff constantly. I was tired after 2.5 hours. By 4 I was looking like it. I finally just got up to go cook. Wow... Oh yeah and I used to want 3 kids... I'm clearly currently amending that until further notice. Kids are hard. Y'all have fun with that.