8.23.2011

Hey! You There!

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

And I won't say 29 scares me but that number sounds weird attached to me.  Also... I got carded several times in the last week.  And yesterday someone asked me if I was a student.  So I'm gonna go ahead and say I don't look 29.  Let's just hope I don't get glared at like a teenage mother when I am finally with child.  LOL  With child.  Have I ever told you guys I don't like euphemisms?  Whoever can present the best birthday euphemism wins a hearty laugh FREE from me!!! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

12 comments:

Trish said...

Happy Birthday Jameil!!! I'll ponder that birthday euphemism and see if I can come up with anything slightly humorous.

laughing808 said...

Happy Birthday Jameil!!!!!!

Nicole said...

Happy Birthday!!!

Where I'm from originally, they say "getting a baby" when you're pregnant. Like, "Jane is getting a baby." I always thought that sounded weird as if someone was just handing you a baby. Just say "Jane is pregnant!"

Nerd Girl said...

Happy solar return Jameil!!!

Not So Anonymous said...

Enjoy this year...after all, you're that much closer to your sell-by date :).

K. Rock said...

Happy birthday to you(phimism)!!!

Monique said...

Happy Birthday

Sparkling Red said...

HAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I've always liked the euphemism "she has a bun in the oven".

GorgeousPuddin said...

Happy Birthday!

sayitlikethis said...

My favorite euphemism is not birthday related but using "passed away" instead of died. #grindsmygears

Birthday related euphemism? How about you're becoming chronologically challenged?

The Goddess said...

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! No, you don't look 29. Don't ya LOVE IT??? Enjoy your special day

Jameil said...

Thanks everybody!!! I was looking for birthday tweets rather than pregnancy tweets. LOL

Nicole... ok that is very strange!
NG... were you clutching your crystals when you said that
NSA... that sounds gross!
K... SMH.
Red... I like derivations like "she needs to cook a while longer."
say... *scratches head*