IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
And I won't say 29 scares me but that number sounds weird attached to me. Also... I got carded several times in the last week. And yesterday someone asked me if I was a student. So I'm gonna go ahead and say I don't look 29. Let's just hope I don't get glared at like a teenage mother when I am finally with child. LOL With child. Have I ever told you guys I don't like euphemisms? Whoever can present the best birthday euphemism wins a hearty laugh FREE from me!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!
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Happy Birthday Jameil!!! I'll ponder that birthday euphemism and see if I can come up with anything slightly humorous.
Happy Birthday Jameil!!!!!!
Happy Birthday!!!
Where I'm from originally, they say "getting a baby" when you're pregnant. Like, "Jane is getting a baby." I always thought that sounded weird as if someone was just handing you a baby. Just say "Jane is pregnant!"
Happy solar return Jameil!!!
Enjoy this year...after all, you're that much closer to your sell-by date :).
Happy birthday to you(phimism)!!!
HAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I've always liked the euphemism "she has a bun in the oven".
Happy Birthday!
My favorite euphemism is not birthday related but using "passed away" instead of died. #grindsmygears
Birthday related euphemism? How about you're becoming chronologically challenged?
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! No, you don't look 29. Don't ya LOVE IT??? Enjoy your special day
Thanks everybody!!! I was looking for birthday tweets rather than pregnancy tweets. LOL
Nicole... ok that is very strange!
NG... were you clutching your crystals when you said that
NSA... that sounds gross!
K... SMH.
Red... I like derivations like "she needs to cook a while longer."
say... *scratches head*
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