"I Didn't Know You Liked to Get Wet"

You know.  Sherman Helmsley.  PCP.  I slipped Rashan a mickey.  

I had to do it.

He asked me to make him a drink.  I poured Select (Bacardi, duh) in a giant mug.  I stopped but then realized hmm... that's not enough left to make one drink, just pour the rest in.  So I did.  Then topped it off with coke.  I gave him the mug and said, "How is it?"  He said, "Liquory."  I said, "Oh.  Want some more coke?"  He said no.  Moving right along.  We watch House and he's like Ooh. I'm feeling this.  I say good now let's go.  Dinner at "The Swamp."  He had the mediterranean pasta YUM! and I had the Sunday Special-- a buffalo chicken sandwich with fries and 2 bellinis.  I made him drink 2 margaritas.  One is not enough for the birthday.  Okay he was more than willing.  He wasn't forced.  

While we're sitting in my car checking blogs I say, "Man you made me miss the liquor store."  He says, "So what? We have more at your house."  "More what?"  "Select."  "No we don't."  "What?"  "You drank it all." "You put that whole thing in there?"  "Yep. You drank half a bottle of select in an hour."  "No wonder I'm drunk!" 

Yeah.  Like I said.  I didn't know you liked to get wet.  Lol.  Funniest part of Training Day & that Wayne Brady skit on the Chappelle Show, hands down my favorite skit.