12.17.2007

No, Seriously

I'm going to have to renew my request for you not to bore the living daylights out of me with your child stories!!! I got got TWICE today!! How did this happen!? We weren't talking about children, I didn't ask about your children, and suddenly I'm bombarded by babies. The one who got me on Saturday came up to me today and I made a quick getaway. She's one of those people once you get her started you have to practically cut her off at the knees to get her to stop. BE QUIET!! (A bit counter-productive to yell for someone to be quiet, huh?)

I'm watching Reno 911. This show is ca-raaaazy. So funny.

I went to the gym today and got my super fab workout on. That reminds me. A while back when I was struggling through the daily posts, Liz told me to let y'all know how I stay fit. So I shall. I like to do at least 25 minutes of cardio per day (3 days a week). Then I alternate my exercise. I hit the free weights with the dumbbell overhead press. Actually I think it's called the Arnold press because it's supposedly "da guvnah"'s fave exercise. You start with your hands up, palms inward, then you move them outward and up ending above your head with palms facing out. Delightful. I do 3 sets of 10 of each exercise. Then I also use a couple of machines including the leg press, dumbbell curl, and seated row.

Didn't see the gym date guy today. I might go again tomorrow to see if I can find him, or I may just show up on Wednesday when I can. Whatever. He'll be fine. I also do some pilates-esque leg moves. For ab work I do crunches on the decline bench. For the obliques, I sit with my knees bent in front of me and twist from side to side while holding an 8 to 10 lb. medicine ball. I also do sit-ups while holding the medicine ball and stretch it forward when I come up. My sister taught me that one. Now I'm bored. I'll holla.

*Ooh! The Breakfast Club is on!!

My daddy is a baller. He just said to whoever he's on the phone with, "If you wanna see me, don't look back, look ahead." I'm so using that.

15 comments:

Coco said...

I like that line--may have to borrow that one.

1969 said...

I may have to use that one.

Erica C. said...

I soooo have to steal that line.

tAnYeTTa said...

Note well taken about the kid part. Let the record note: If you ever meet DJ in person, you will understand why I talk about my son a million times a day! LOL

p.s. great quote from your daddy! love it.

the joy said...

Lol you tell em dad. I love the breakfast club!

Oh my God can you please throw some of that exercise love my way? I imagine that you could kick a grown man's ass really quick.

jameil1922 said...

coco, sixty and ec... lolol. but it's MIIIIIIIIINE!!

tan... not the same. i willingly go to your blog and know it will be all abt dj. i love it. i'm not a captive audience and you couldn't keep me away.

joy... i don't know about beatin him up but it wouldn't be an easy fight for him!! lol. breakfast club is fun, 16 candles and pretty in pink, too. the 2nd is my fave of all of them.

memphiz said...

I cant stand people who don't get the hint of shut the hell up please!lol ugh it sickens me!!

Sandy C. said...

Sorry to hear bout the child bore again....
ooh, your father's words- genius. Can I steal too?

Pro said...

Got. Rolloer. Blades. Put. On. My. Brain. To. Keep. Up. With. Your. Ass. Sorry. For. Stopping. And. Starting. Hence. The. Periods. But. It's. All. I. Can. Do. To. Catch. My. Breath. While. Trying. To. Stay. Up. With. All. Of. Your. Activity. *Whew*

And, I so love the BC! The part when in the library (aka detention/Saturday school) and one of the "offenders" is bored to-- sitting over a sheet of paper and letting the dandruff fall out of her hair like snow blanketing a city. Eww. Gross. But I love that throwback movie. You scored knowin' bout that!

Sparkling Red said...

You must be super-buff. Kudos for your discipline!

Vdizzle said...

I feel you with the kids and I'm in this little town where everybody is here forever and just having babies like crazy.

Do you know at the office christmas party, I go sandwiched between a reporter and designer who talked about their pregnancies and how their sisters got knocked up a few months later!?!?!?!

I looked at them like, can I eat my jambalaya without a side of EPT? Thanks!!!!

Fantasyeyes said...

Soror, I know a lot of women like who don't know when to hursh! Sometimes you have to show your other side to get your point across! LOL!

jameil1922 said...

mem...lolol.

sandy... hahahahaha. i'm still thinking abt whether i shall share.

pro... hahahahaha. it could've been worse. i promise. i knew someone would deliver me kudos. glad it was you! :)

red... not as buff as you might think, but i can hold my own.

v... lmao @ side of EPT!! the hilarity!! but do you know how i feel abt jambalaya!? i looooooove it!! so sad you have it at your office party. life is so unfair.

fantasy... sigh. SIGH!! maybe next time i just tilt my head back and fall asleep on em?

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

your dad is a pimp; a g.

dreamyj said...

ur daddy is too much girl, love the quote!