Let's play Jeopardy shall we? Number of times in the 3 Thanksgivings and Christmases that I've been here that I have been home.
Doom doom doom doom doom doom doooom doom doom doom doom DOOM da doo doo doo doo doom doom doom doom doom doom DOOOOM DOOM da doom doom BOMP! BOMP! BOMP! boom boom. *ching*
If you answered 0, you just won!!!!!! Face. It really pisses me off. I don't need reminders. And that's what that serves as. Isn't it more helpful to just say "AAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU AIN'T GOIN HOME FOR CHRISTMAS AAAAAAND YO DADDY NEVER STAYS!! ALONE ON CHRISTMAS AGAIN BIATCH!!!"? I think so, too. My Stace is coming on Christmas afternoon, so that helps. But right now I'm still feeling a bit sad and missing my mommy. I'm feeling La, Eps, X and everyone else on the bah humbug tip. Thanks to all who have worked so diligently to crush my Christmas spirit.
*Listening to: "Christmas in Hollis" by Run DMC but thinking Natalie Cole's "No More Blue Christmases."