"BABY FISH MOUTH!! BABY FISH MOUTH!!"
Hahahahahha!! Once again from one of my two favorite movies. Only 1969 got the last reference to it. Do you know what she won? The use of my body as a surrogate if she wants to have another child. WHAT A PRIZE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! Let's give her a round of applause! Hahahaha. I crack myself up!! Yes, I'm watching "When Harry Met Sally" again. Don't judge me. I usually watch this or "Brown Sugar" while I'm doing my hair. Not doing my hair but I'm off early today and needed a pick me up. My body is rebelling against me. Jerk.
I also went to Chick-fil-a this morning. Mmmmmmmm. And I heard Steve Harvey which I never get to hear because I'm always at work when his show is on. Sooo fun and fabulous!! He cracks me up!! He was wilin out on this morning's Strawberry Letter about a woman who's sister PERJURED herself. She got up in court, voluntarily and said her sister may have prompted her husband to beat her. WILIN!! But now, a year later, the sister wants her to be in the wedding. So Steve was coming up with all these ways to get back at her by being in the wedding. Some examples. Instead of wearing a bridesmaids dress, wear black. When the preacher asks if anyone objects, don't say anything, just clear your throat very loudly. Have someone tape a plastic knife to your back so everyone sees it as you're walking down the aisle. And... cut out the booty on your bridesmaid's dress a la Prince!! Bring a new meaning to showing your butt!
This will slay my readers-- I didn't know he'd done that until I heard about it on Missy's album. I KNOW!! But that's less to do with my age and more to do w/the fact that my parents don't listen to Prince and didn't really expose me to their music, making me completely incurious (how about I didn't even know that was a word until I made one up (uncurious) and it gave a suggestion on spell check. Odd.) about anything out before 1989. I've only recovered in the last 7 years or so, and still not very well. My sister, however, used to pull out the records and lose her mind. Sleepy again so I'll holla. How lame to consider going to bed at 9 a.m. But how fab would it be to get more than 12 hours of sleep? VERY!!
9 comments:
I heard the SHMS this morning too. I think if my sister did something like that to me, she would have mysteriously disappeared. Steve is wild like that everyday.
You didn't know about the Prince "butt-out" jeans??? I don't know if you're just young or I'm just old as hell. LOL
I love the steve harvey morning show. i don't get to listen to it anymore since i moved from LA, they don't broadcast it up here. =(
I was on my morning walk with my headphones and walkman on when that fool started going off about ways to get back at the woman's sister. "Just send a dead fish in a brown paper bag back by your niece...just say you'll soon be sleeping with the fishes. You got to do some gangsta stuff here!" I was on Three Notch Road laughing my ass off and didn't care who thought what about it.
I listen to him most every morning and could almost write a funny-filled post because he is he-larious! But what about the part when he had to save face on the AA trip-a-day give away to the listener in the D.C. area? Him and Tommy put their damn Gators in their mouth off that comedy sketch. All in all the show brings me more laughter daily. Sort of like your naivety (sp?). You are too cute; yes, and Prince wore a diaper on stage at one of his concerts back in the g. . . Look that up.
m.e... i was just. so. SHOCKED!! trife!!!! alright alright enough w/the prince from you and pro!! lol
dreamy... awww! it cracks me up.
chris... hahaha. i sooooo thought abt you and x. hilarious.
pro... hahahaha. i didn't hear friday so i was very confused about what he was talkin about. diaper!?!? i don't even want to know.
Jamiel, the gators-in-the-mouth was today. At least the lady was in good spirits. I too was scratching my head about the lady choosing Dallas as her dream vacation.
You have a knack for making me feel old as hell. How you didn't know about the Prince pants?
Steve Harvey is hilarious. I listen to his show whenever I am in Baltimore!! You need to get up and learn about some Prince.
ME... but i didn't hear what they were apologizing for, what happened?
rj... that, my friend, is because you are. old old old. hahahaha. i cannot answer that question. how do you not know the things you do not know? see what i mean? what year was that? was i concious? alive?
epsi... that is the 2nd time in 2 blog post that you have gotten out of place. get back in.
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