"BABY FISH MOUTH!! BABY FISH MOUTH!!"
Hahahahahha!! Once again from one of my two favorite movies. Only 1969 got the last reference to it. Do you know what she won? The use of my body as a surrogate if she wants to have another child. WHAT A PRIZE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! Let's give her a round of applause! Hahahaha. I crack myself up!! Yes, I'm watching "When Harry Met Sally" again. Don't judge me. I usually watch this or "Brown Sugar" while I'm doing my hair. Not doing my hair but I'm off early today and needed a pick me up. My body is rebelling against me. Jerk.
I also went to Chick-fil-a this morning. Mmmmmmmm. And I heard Steve Harvey which I never get to hear because I'm always at work when his show is on. Sooo fun and fabulous!! He cracks me up!! He was wilin out on this morning's Strawberry Letter about a woman who's sister PERJURED herself. She got up in court, voluntarily and said her sister may have prompted her husband to beat her. WILIN!! But now, a year later, the sister wants her to be in the wedding. So Steve was coming up with all these ways to get back at her by being in the wedding. Some examples. Instead of wearing a bridesmaids dress, wear black. When the preacher asks if anyone objects, don't say anything, just clear your throat very loudly. Have someone tape a plastic knife to your back so everyone sees it as you're walking down the aisle. And... cut out the booty on your bridesmaid's dress a la Prince!! Bring a new meaning to showing your butt!
This will slay my readers-- I didn't know he'd done that until I heard about it on Missy's album. I KNOW!! But that's less to do with my age and more to do w/the fact that my parents don't listen to Prince and didn't really expose me to their music, making me completely incurious (how about I didn't even know that was a word until I made one up (uncurious) and it gave a suggestion on spell check. Odd.) about anything out before 1989. I've only recovered in the last 7 years or so, and still not very well. My sister, however, used to pull out the records and lose her mind. Sleepy again so I'll holla. How lame to consider going to bed at 9 a.m. But how fab would it be to get more than 12 hours of sleep? VERY!!