When I was in college (and maybe a little after... maybe even this past summer), we used to give fake names to lame or annoying guys all the time at the club. We had to weed out the crazies! Not that that really helped because we still managed to keep some crazies around... but still! It was also fun! Hahahahaha. Sometimes we had to give out fake names. Okay okay, we didn't HAVE to give out fake names but it was fun!
I used Tameka a lot. And regularly guys said, "You look like a Tameka." My response? "I know. That's because it's my name." When I was with Kisha, I would tell people my name was Kisha because it pissed her off!! Hahahaha! That was hilarious! And I also went through a phase where I told dudes my name was Brocccoleigha. YES. With all those Cs!! Triple C Mafia! Lol. Once dude looked at me like I was nuts and I said, "That's my name." Stone face. He backed down. Lol. The best? Stace used to tell people her name was STANKESHA. And give them her brother's number. MESSSSSS!! And so funny! Lolol. They would call her brother's phone like, "What???" And never call again. AWESOME.
I used to HATE when dudes forgot my name. I only forgave the cute ones. Lololol. The rest? Or cute & annoying? You can't remember my name after 5 minutes, you definitely can't remember or HAVE my number. And if you badger me for my number after I say no, I'll give in. WITH A FAKE NUMBER. And you can call my cell b/c it's off. So it's not gonna ring. And what are you gonna do anyway? Shoot me? Then I'm REALLY glad I didn't give you my number.