I'm going to Homecoming. I bought the ticket despite the fact that nothing like this exists this year and no one seems to know where the parties are other than something called a Flav.or of Lov.e party f/a woman who still allows herself to be called and spelled something like De.lishis. Vomit. Let's look at the details, shall we?
I don't feel like going to find it but it's supposedly a celeb bash. INVITED guests include A.I. and Marcus Vi.ck. Him? Him??? That's who you consider a celeb? The only reason anyone knows his name is because of his brother. I know he played for Tech, too, but still. Get out of here. Come party with a criminal! Yay! Please. They call us bougie for a reason. I've (unintentionally) partied with criminals before. That is not what I go back to my home by the sea to go to.
The same party says shuttles will pick you up from Hampton, NSU & ODU. 18 to party, 21 to party harder. LMAO!! We didn't go to 18+ events senior year unless it was a frat party. You KNOW that's outta the question at 25 baby!! AHHHHH yeah!! We're about to have a blast no matter what we do. I'ma get get get it poppin! 21 and over only, and please let's not be partying with the parents. Well, unless it's Ash, Bran & CC's parents. I rolled with them senior year at Homecoming and got toasted! So fun. But they won't be there so I have no intentions of partying with anyone else's parents! And finally, the shuttle. Awww. Boo, boo. No. Just no. Someone find me a party! J-rod! Where are the hot spots? It's your job to keep me entertained!