2.16.2010

Hypocrite!!

Remember how a few weeks ago Rashan called me a song thief?  If not, allow me to give you a few lines from his wretched post.
If I randomly blurt out a part of a song, Jameil is there to finish it. It's hilarious. I noticed it the other day, although now that I think about it, she does it all the time.  I was singing some song and before I finished the first line, she broke out all loud with the next line.
 Now he tried to make it all pretty, talking about, it's cute and/or funny, but the undertone... hmph!  I DON'T LIKE YO TONE!!  AND I realized, this man is a HY.PO.CRITE!!!  I'm definitely the more R&B half of our relationship while he is the kang of the strip club  king of rap.  If I EVER say a SINGLE line of what others would consider an obscure rap song, that man is OFF!  And if he starts a verse, he has to finish it.  He might have to add the chorus and maybe, just maybe he has to finish: THE SONG. 

I can't.  Some rare days I let him go on and on as he gets on youtube and finds the original, the sample and all other derivatives but most of the time, I have to verbally slap him around until he gets it together and SHUTS UP.  So!  Lest you think it's a one-way street, know this, I'm not the only culprit!!

9 comments:

Not so Anonymous said...

I love the new layout!!! OH, and you two are a mess...let that man sing, and Rashan, let her finish the line. So cute!

Epsilonicus said...

I can see Rashan finishing the whole song. That is such an R thing to do.

Sparkling Red said...

Some couples fight about money. Some couples fight about whose turn it is to take out the trash. You and Rashan fight over song finishing. You're definitely unique!

Therapeutic Musings said...

Guys always leave out their guilt when putting somebody on blast!

Trish said...

I hear you! My sister is a big thief in this area! She will not only takeover but will sing loudly over me and try to completely rob me.

Adei von K said...

DYING! DY.ING!!!

and I can so see him doing that!!! HAHAHAHA!

I think I mentioned Lloyd's all around the world on twitter and Rashan was there with the Paid in Full AND the original in less than a minute!

Momisodes said...

"kang of the strip club.."
ROFL! I'm seriously afraid I may wake up my daughter laughing here.

Rashan Jamal said...

yeah, its true.. I'm resisting the urge right now to break into verse at something you wrote in this post... kang of the strip club? For real, you still on that? I abdicated my throne for you, baby! I'm like King Edward for you...LOL

Jameil said...

nsa... thanks! he's gonna let me finish EVERYTHING!! HMPH!!

epsi... it really is.

red... lolol. that we are!

tm... RIGHT!?!

trish... make 'em stop!!

adei... lolol. ALL THE TIME! i love that lloyd song!

momisodes... lololol.

rj... DON'T DO IT! yes kang! giving up the strip club doesn't put you anywhere near the same level as an ACTUAL king. Get it together. SMH.