8.09.2007

Customer Service is for the Birds

Obviously.

Do you know I'm having to breathe in Jesus, breathe out peace all over Pennsylvania and Virginia? I mean really. It's a good thing I'm trying to control my anger or I would be a stark, raving mad LUNATIC right now.

I'm having some pain in my wisdom tooth, right? So much pain that it woke me up at 5:30 this morning. That's right. On my day off. I call my dentist. They don't open until 11 on Thursdays. WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS DOESN'T OPEN UNTIL 11!??! Ridiculous. So I go through all the drama of setting up an account with my health insurance company just so I can search for a dental surgeon. By 6:30 I call and the woman at the answering service says they open at 7:30 and to call back. I do at 7:40. She tells me their business hours are 7:30 to whatever but they're not in yet so I have to call back.

WHAT?!?! YOUR BUSINESS HOURS START AT 7:30 BUT AT 7:40 YOU'RE NOT IN YET?!?! Not acceptable. I say, "So why was I told to call back at 7:30?" She said, "They're not in yet." I'm getting angry again writing this. That was only 8 minutes ago. Breathe. Breathe.

I say, "But that doesn't make any sense." Do you know this b-- woman hung up on me!?!?! Oh she doesn't know. First of all I'm going to call BACK when someone who actually works there is answering the phone and report her, THEN I'm going to take my service elsewhere. WHYYYYYYYYYYYY must people make me go through all this extra work? Why? It's just not right!! And I don't feel good today, either?!?!

AND I just spent the last hour letting Chick-Fil-A know I didn't appreciate ordering a 3-piece chicken strips meal and getting a 3-piece NUGGET meal. Come on. Does anyone other than me know that their nuggets are about the size of a quarter if that??? I also had to let Arby's know that the girl who worked 2 nights ago was slackin. AND I had to get to California Pizza Kitchen because the waitress did not offer us bread, but carried some over to the next table. THEN when she boxed up my food, she left out one of my slices of pizza. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!??! So I've been online ALLLLLL DAY already taking care of business. I see she just wants to get in. Don't worry girl, I GOT YOU!!!!

*rant over (for now). If you're looking for the first vacay update scroll down.

12 comments:

Chris said...

is Jameil gonna have to choke a bitch? As a consistently angry dude, I understand your plight of trying to get it under control, but when people do stupid stuff, smiling sweetly and patting them on the head just ain't gonna cut it.

Tasha said...

Please don't cut the people girl! I feel you on this. Why am I bitching about customer service at my spot today too?? I can't stand the service I've been receiving lately, BOOOOOO.

Fergie said...

I suggest you stay away from all people untill you get that tooth fixed. That kinda of pain will cause you to punch someone -anyone that erks you just on reflex!!!

1969 said...

Are you having the Best Week ever of what? LMAO

Get that tooth fixed before you cause anymore damage. Feel better!!

Ms.Honey said...

LOL..I go on websites to answer the question how are we doing all the time. I mean its your job to serve and if you dont do that you need to find a new job..enough said on that lol

I dont play when it comes to my food. Great

Jameil said...

chris... i try to be nonviolent. you get more flies w/honey. that's what i'm goin for. chickfila's already let me know they will be sending me two complimentary meal cards.

tasha... HORRENDOUS!!!

fergie... lolol. good advice.

69... so ridiculous!! i'm going today to the dentist and tomorrow to the oral surgeon. we're about to nip this in the bud.

honey... I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT!!!

Little Brown Girl said...

Take a deep breath Homie! Tooth pain sucks BIG TIME!!! Hope you feel better soon :-)

Sha Boogie said...

Ok, in the next life I need you to be my lawyer, because you be handling your B.I like nobodies business!!

Adei von K said...

she hung up on you? oh bitch.

and i'm mad lil hungry took your pizza. hongry ass

Mau said...

Take some advice from Whitley Gilbert.

"Relax, Relate, RELEASE!"

Please. Before you bust a blood vessel or something...

GreatWhyte said...

Bitches. That is all.

Nikita T. Mitchell said...

yes to breathing in Jesus and breathing out peace. I'm still working on that!