8.27.2007

Er um

So I went to the oral surgeon today so he could pull out this bone fragment and... HE GOT IT!! (Thanks to the bloggers for prayin for me!)


Well... 90% of it, but I can eat! That's what I yelled when he pulled it out. He said, "Don't be surprised if you have to come back. They have a way of working themselves out." I gave him this look like, "Skrrrrrrrrrrr!!" But I said, "I'm just glad you got this one out!!

Except when I was tearing up this big juicy burger, I started feeling that other 10%. Ok, no. It's really startin to hurt again!! Y'all trippin!!! I will be going back tomorrow. It's not nearly as bad as the other piece but still not fun. I've received my tentative south Florida itinerary and I am ready to GRUB!! That means get as much of it out as possible (i.e. ALL) YESTERDAY. That's if I can't coax it out myself. Because I AM about to try. Not even caring. Just want to be free to move my tongue and eat and swallow my own spit if I like without cringing or doing like I did on the way to work: throwing a temper tantrum. Why? Because that bone fragment was stabbing my tongue to death while I was trying to drink a MILKSHAKE!! Son of a. It's a bad day when you can't even drink a milkshake.

If you're going to will this bone fragment out with a little manual labor from me (faith without works is dead), let me hear you say YEAH!! (Like Steve Harvey on the Apollo). YEAAAAAAAAAAH!! (It's not working. TRY HARDER!!)

19 comments:

1969 said...

Whew....good they got it out. Now you just need the other 10% to be gone. And thanks to those Steelers for beating up the Eagles (even if it was only pre-season.)

Bklyn's Finest said...

well lucky you.. now handle ya biz.. :) take lots of pictures!

LOL @ 1969..

Sha Boogie said...

Die evil bone fragment!! Wheew! Good thing its gone, we can't have that piece of nonsense messing up our food and drank!!

Tasha said...

Glad you were able to get most of it out. I know you'll get that last bit out. Can't keep a girl from grubbin too long, lol.

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

YEEEEEEEEEAH!!!

we have mexican, cuban, japanese, (etc.) food to eat!!

Miz JJ said...

Ow! I hope the rest comes out easily.

jameil1922 said...

1969... that 10% is annoying me b/c i only feel it when i eat. i'm really really praying for it to poke out a bit more today so I can go get it yanked. people like to throw me in the steeler nation but i'm really not. i'm a PANTHER FAN!! steelers/panthers on thursday and i need the panthers to show them who's boss.

bk... i know right!

sha... that's right! get it!! tell it some more!!

t... I WILL GET THAT LAST BIT!! I WILL I WILL!!

stace... i may have to find some place while i'm down there to holla at the rest if it starts peeking thru and i'm not able to get it before. i've never had japanese and you know i don't really do oriental cuisine. but we'll see.

miz jj... ME TOO!!!

La said...

Come on fragment, you can do it! PUT A LIL POWER TO IT!! YAAAAAAAY!!!!

Soldier said...

i had a severe throat problem a few weeks ago to the point i thought it was the end... so i TOTALLY know whatyou're going thorugh

i mean you HAVE to breathe all the time, you HAVE to swallow your spit, you HAVE to eat, in order to live....

it's a nightmare ! i'm happy that you're getting out of it :)

shani-o said...

WOOOOOO!!

Honey-Libra said...

Poor thing. Glad they got it out hopefull you'll be aight..you can always turn your food into liquid then again that might be gross LOL

yet another black guy said...

can't even get your milkshake on?! damn that's bad!

jameil1922 said...

la.. YES!!! JUST LIKE THAT!! KEEP GOING!!

soldier... HORRENDOUS!! not cool!! not cool at all!!

shani... YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!

honey! i'm really about to vomit @ turn your food into liquid!! gross!!! lmao!!

black guy... RIGHT?!?! I can now but yesterday I was a hot bubblin mess. not cute.

Real Talk said...

You are too funny.
In the midst of all that suffering, you manage to squeeze out the humor!
Hope that 10% works its way out pronto.

the joy said...

ick. i feel for you girl. my week was torture but i couldnt open my mouth to eat. all this restauranting you been doing over birthday week, made me jealous.

DollFace said...

Have fun on your trip!!

Nitty-Gritty said...

That is the worse feeling, hope you feel better.

No4real4real said...

I had three wisdom teeth removed as well and no pain after. Lucky me!!!

Liz said...

Glad you felt it before you went on your trip. Whew! And have some fun!