My Muslim classmate has swine flu. *snicker*
Okay maybe it's just the regular flu but she said, "What if I had swine flu?"
I said, "That would be AWESOME!!!"
Copious laughter from both of us.
"Since you already have the flu, I really, really hope it's swine flu."
Here is where she laughs so hard she chokes and coughs.
I was so serious, though! That would avenge all us pork eaters who thought when we first heard about this blasted illness people would start telling us to stop eating bacon and ham and RIBS, (NOT THE RIBS!!!!) and vegetarians would continue their "you really shouldn't eat meat because it makes me TOO superior to you" complexes but no mas!
Lololol. Hilarious. If she gets swine flu we'll be best buds. What a great trade!