5.14.2009

Bullseye

Target is the bain of my existence.

Not for the usual reasons: you know, I spend too much money every time I walk into this place and I can't stay out of the clothing section... although I've managed to here lately because their prices are sometimes outrageous. I'm not paying $100 for ANY clothing item from that store. Even $50 is a stretch. And that better be a coat. Quit trippin, Target.

No, my issue is layout.

WHAT IN THE SAM HILL!?!?

Target. WHY does every.single.store have a completely different layout????????? DRIVES ME CRAZY!! Living in and visiting AT LEAST 7 different stores in the last 3 years, I feel disoriented every time! As soon as I get used to a Target, I go to one on the other side of town, move, or go visit someone. Wal-mart isn't like this! Get it together, Target! Help a sista out!

9 comments:

Adei von K said...

yeah, before we had game night over here, I went to 2 different targets and almost lost my mind looking for scattegories!

DaniColoredGlasses said...

Wow....I am a target addict, but will only deal with one target @ a time even if it's not close to me/convenient, but I never stopped to think why I didn't frequent others....You're so right! I can close my eyes and know EXACTLY where everything is in my Target of choice....I just don't have it in me to look around for things/ask an ill-tempered red-shirt for help. Great point!

Rashan Jamal said...

Never really noticed this til you came around, but you are so right...

I'll pause for a second a let you savor those words.. Yes, you are so right. LOL

pserendipity said...

I thought it was just me with those issues! Finding the toys and electronics in Target is always like a dangone scavenger hunt!! I think you should start a petition about this.

Lyrically speaking said...

I really enjoyed stopping by your blog, so intriguing, will be back to read more...I love shopping at Target which is why I've stayed away from it, giving myself a break cause money is tight...so tight i'm constipated, lol

Momisodes said...

Oh how I've missed your posts :)

I totally agree. We live near a few Targets. And they are ALL totally different. Drives me nuts!

Jameil said...

adei... it makes no sense!!

dani... i would LOVE to be able to focus on one store but between Charlotte, Atlanta and Gainesville and wherever I live when I graduate, I'm pretty sure I'm doomed to annoyance w/Target for at least the next year.

rj... didn't that feel good!?!? no, GREAT!

pseren... i'm saying can't anything other than MAYBE the clothing section be in the same place in ALL target stores? b/c it drives me bananas!! i would have to do the petition on fb to get enough signatures. i bet if i started it, though, we could get it rolling.

lyrically speaking... thanks! target is crazy-making.

momisodes... i missed yours, too! living near a few is bananas.

Ladynay said...

The ones I've been to hear are the same layout to the point it's scary! Well the regular and the supers are different but that's to be understood!

Now I wanna go to Target.

Sha Boogie said...

Me just loves Tar-jay!!! Especially the super ones where you can go food shopping too, woooohoo!! Now that you mention it, the lay outs are annoying ...