1.22.2009

Eye Pain!

ACK!

I passed 2 hideous outfits today. Not bad. HIDEOUS.

There was a girl in high water camoflage flare-leg sweatpants with strappy black sandals, a brown sweatshirt, a black plastic jacket with a matted formerly white faux fur-trimmed collar and a betty boop bookbag.

And hers was not the worst.

There was a girl in a just past knee-length black and white polka dotted peasant skirt with a white flounce trim, black tights, furry white boots, a black coat with a rust and mustard plaid hood and a black bag with white trim and pink stars on it and a green and red plaid scarf.

YES!!

I did a triple take. No ma'am.

10 comments:

Open Grove Claudia said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I left your page open to write more and I'm so glad I did.

Love You Jameil.

Adei von K said...

...

high water
camoflage
flare leg

sweatpants???

you know I'm a fan of the sweatpants but that ish right there?!?!

I'm not even going to talk about the next chick. That's not even funny.

I'm reading the post to Drew and he's silent. "I'm sorry. I got lost in all that"

Rashan Jamal said...

now you know you have to provide visual proof of these!! LOL

Discombobulated Diva said...

LMAO.... that's all you canr eally do when you see a fashion emergency like that...

~DD

Opinionated Diva said...

that made my head hurt.

thank you for not sharing the love by posting a picture...thank ya very much!

Monie said...

What in the...?

Those outfits don't even make sense...

Momisodes said...

Oy! Is it the abnormally cold weather down there? That's nuts!

jameil1922 said...

claud... lol thx!

adei... girl. so hot messical! all of it!! i got lost, too!! i feel like i wasn't even able to capture the cacophony hence the triple take... i even slowed down and walked semi-backward for the last take. wow...

rj... i didn't want to be mean and didn't know how to be discreet enough.

dd... so scary!!!

diva... you!? you should've seen it. AND these people i saw within 90 seconds of each other!!! 90!!!

MONIE.... I KNOW!!

momisodes... finally! an explanation! i thought i was being punked and someone was going to say, "you're on candid camera!" or glamour was doing a test to see if people will help fashion victims. i couldn't believe it was real...

Vdizzle said...

Um, what's a flounce trim? and peasant skirt? does it squeeze and deform your hips? Lol. You know I don't know.

jameil1922 said...

flounce is one of those flimsy lace-type things. peasant skirts are generally shapeless masses of fabric.