I passed 2 hideous outfits today. Not bad. HIDEOUS.
There was a girl in high water camoflage flare-leg sweatpants with strappy black sandals, a brown sweatshirt, a black plastic jacket with a matted formerly white faux fur-trimmed collar and a betty boop bookbag.
And hers was not the worst.
There was a girl in a just past knee-length black and white polka dotted peasant skirt with a white flounce trim, black tights, furry white boots, a black coat with a rust and mustard plaid hood and a black bag with white trim and pink stars on it and a green and red plaid scarf.
I did a triple take. No ma'am.