One of my oldest and dearest friends got the side eye a few times this weekend. As you know from his blog, Rashan met T and MJ when he came to Charlotte. T, T, T! We go all the way back to middle school and this is how you do me, dog?? For real?? At the dinner, my mom cooked for us, Rashan and I tell T, MJ and Classy Jojo about the joke we were going to play on my friends. We can't tell you about it here in case we go through with it with another friend. Before we can get the words out of our mouths about a joke, T says, "What? You were gonna pretend like you got married?"
Umm... WHAT??? Dang T. SLOW DOWN HOMIE!!
Then Rashan is on the floor playing with MJ's adorable son TJ, right? Me and T did NOT like that. TJ looks at us like we're crazy and won't talk every time we see him and Rashan spins a few coins on the floor and suddenly it's talk, play and giggle city over there. WHAT IS THE DEAL!?? Yeah I called a not quite 2 year old a sellout to his face. And what? I've known yo mama since 7th grade and this is how you do me? SELLOUT!
T takes it upon herself to say, "Oooh Jameil, he's good with kids. Uh oh! Marriage material."
Me and MJ were with the, "Dang T!" Come on! All that??? Can we date for a month first? How bout more than that? Can I get some not rushing the relationship for $1,000, please Alex? Yes? Thanks. Man alive. And she didn't even bother with the stage whisper, either. Lol. It was funny but I was still like SIDE EYE and SLOW DOWN!!