8.12.2008

Talking With T

One of my oldest and dearest friends got the side eye a few times this weekend. As you know from his blog, Rashan met T and MJ when he came to Charlotte. T, T, T! We go all the way back to middle school and this is how you do me, dog?? For real?? At the dinner, my mom cooked for us, Rashan and I tell T, MJ and Classy Jojo about the joke we were going to play on my friends. We can't tell you about it here in case we go through with it with another friend. Before we can get the words out of our mouths about a joke, T says, "What? You were gonna pretend like you got married?"

Umm... WHAT??? Dang T. SLOW DOWN HOMIE!!

Then Rashan is on the floor playing with MJ's adorable son TJ, right? Me and T did NOT like that. TJ looks at us like we're crazy and won't talk every time we see him and Rashan spins a few coins on the floor and suddenly it's talk, play and giggle city over there. WHAT IS THE DEAL!?? Yeah I called a not quite 2 year old a sellout to his face. And what? I've known yo mama since 7th grade and this is how you do me? SELLOUT!

T takes it upon herself to say, "Oooh Jameil, he's good with kids. Uh oh! Marriage material."

Face.

Me and MJ were with the, "Dang T!" Come on! All that??? Can we date for a month first? How bout more than that? Can I get some not rushing the relationship for $1,000, please Alex? Yes? Thanks. Man alive. And she didn't even bother with the stage whisper, either. Lol. It was funny but I was still like SIDE EYE and SLOW DOWN!!

19 comments:

Vdizzle said...

At least you've known this person since middle school. Down here in Podunkville, I gotta 19 yr old married intern who, every 3 or 4 months, asks me if I have a boyfriend yet.

I no longer answer, I just give her the face.

Monie said...

LOL Yall gone be getting that for a while.

Opinionated Diva said...

LOL!!!

Well just so you know, I told Rah months ago that you two were going to get married before you even really started dating!

I'm psychic...now if only I could get my psychic abilities to work when I play the megamillions!

Rashan Jamal said...

Yeah, T.. slow that down. You too, Diva!!! I'm glad I found it funny instead of getting scared. LOL

Don't hate om me and TJ! Me and him bonded. Kids like me! Maybe you should try being more likeable. LOL

Adei von K said...

ooooh stop it, T!!! Stop the madness! I made a 'face' for you on that one!

and TJ... booooooo nigga, booo!

cherry's kid said...

Yay, I get to read about a Blog Relationship!!!!

Ps. Jameil WELCOME TO THE GATOR NATION BABY!!!!

IT'S GREAT TO BE A FLORIDA GATOR SAID IT'S GREAT TO BE A FLORIDA GATOR!!!!!

Welcome to the MOST WONDERFUL SCHOOL IN THE WORLD!!! If you need to know anything just ask me!!!!

Pss. I'll be in town soon possibly for Black Alumni Weekend if not then I'll definitely be in town either the fall or spring!!!!!

Sandy C. said...

ROFL! I still can't get over the impact of..."FACE."

I can totally see it :)

magnoliapeach said...

The ham sandwich?!!!!!

T, Slow down little red corvette. (What's that from?! Anyone, Anyone?!)

Los Angelista said...

Side eye indeed! That's the kind of comments you make when the other person ain't around. And, well... seeing as how I married the friend I swore I'd never end up with, I really can't comment otherwise! :)

Victoria Page said...

Side eye definatley warrented in this situation.....

the joy said...

Lol. When Kesi's mom met me she said I had "hips that would give her grand children." All I could do is laugh.

But since that's your friend ima need her not to be trying to marry you off.

Ps kids are like that. Especially lil boys. Men remember what amuses lil boys. Meanwhile all we have is our looks, which doesn't work until they're older, lol.

La said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! You know friends gotta be all kinda inappropriately invested in your relationships, lol. I'm pretty sure Joy, if she's not planning my wedding, has some pretty definitive ideas in her head about such a ceremony would go and it's only been a year.

Days like These! said...

LMAO---***Can I get some not rushing the relationship for $1,000, please Alex***

That's right!

Sounds like a fun time for everyone. You know kids sell you out for coins all day every day ;)

Sparkling Red said...

I've never heard the expression "side eye" anywhere else - maybe it's regional. I LOVE IT! So perfect.

And yes, why are people in such a hurry? Who knows. Maybe they're used to TV timelines where people meet, fall in love, and get married all within one hour (minus commercials).

dreamyj said...

awww, it's great when a man is good with kids. ya'll let me know if you decide to get married though, i'm trying to get an invite! =)

Open Grove Claudia said...

I told you - butt ugly that one.... ;)

Ah shucks, Jameil. Sometimes things don't make sense. Just do what feels right - you'll do fine with that... um... crackhead. (sorry I couldn't think of anything else and I already called him butt ugly)

Desy said...

hahahaha! sounds like my mother... i introduce her to FRIENDS and she's already calling me mrs so and so... its quite irritating (to say the least)...

dejanae said...

lol
that pushiness is not cute

DollFace said...

Marriage material...

That's some stuff I would say! LOL

I'm trying to read more often. By the way things are going, you WILL be married by the time I get back into the groove of blogging.

:) (snicker)