FYI D is my dad. The D stands for dad. I initiated this conversation this morning, one of the many strange/hilarious ones we've had in the 2 years we've lived together.
"I think I'm going to go get breakfast."
"OOOOH! Where are you going?" (Yes, at times he's as exuberant as I am.)
"Burger King."
"Yuck. Why?"
"Because I don't feel like sitting down and eating breakfast by myself."
"I understand that. And I don't have time to go. Sometimes I want some company so bad I just want to grab a hobo off the street and have him come eat with me. But I decide against it because if I feed him, then he'll ask me for a few dollars."
"Yeah."
"Then if I give him a few dollars, he'll want to rob me."
"Huh?"
"And then if he robs me, he'll want to kill me."
"What?!"
"Yeah, because he'll say to himself, 'Well I robbed him, and now I have to kill him because if I don't, he'll run tell dat.' Run tell DAT!"
This is where the conversation ends because I'm convulsing with laughter. Whose father uses random Martin Lawrence stand-ups in conversation without actually talking about the movie??? So good to start the day at 7:30 with a laugh. My dad cracks me up!!
11 comments:
Yaaaay for daddies!!!
Hilarious! Funny parents take the edge off, now run tell dat!..lol
lol
Good read, J
Daddy's Girl - nothing wrong with thst.
Now THAT was some funny ish! LOL
lmaaaaaoooooo you literally got me in work cracking up and everybody looking at me crazy
LMAO@Pops...I can imagine how black dads talk and him saying it a certain way. Hilarious.
WoW is all I have to say.
hahahahahaha. sooo funny. still makes me giggle.
don... i love my dad mucho, and we have our daddy-daughter days. we've also grown much closer since I've lived up here, but i'm definitely a mama's girl.
LOL, dads are great!
now we see where you get it from!
;-)
leela... when they're not trippin, yes they are!
che... lmao! i know! i totally started to put that in there somewhere.
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