That's what my stalker makes me want to wear to the gym. He appeared again yesterday much to my chagrin. Lurking as usual. I didn't even really notice him this time until I stopped my pilates-esque leg exercises and walked past him to one of the quads machines.
He stopped me, "Hey, do you wanna work out together sometime?" Father!! Didn't we discuss this? You look 40-45 and therefore must be 60. NOT. INTERESTED!! I was so blown by the question. What gave you the impression I would be amenable to such an "adventure"? "Uhhh.... no thanks." "You sure." "Yeah, no thank you."
Then he proceeded to stare at me some more and hover. Then once again, I came out of the locker room and he's in the general vicinity. GROSS!! Dude. Let this happen again and I'm sooo reporting you to the front desk. I will NOT become your stalkee. I like life.
Before we leave, let's talk about his attire. This is how I recognized him from last time-- his shoes. He had on regular gym clothes up top and WORK SHOES!! Not like construction worker boots work shoes. Brown shoes you wear with khakis work shoes. With his black gym outfit. You buy your skin tight lycra workout gear, but can't afford running/walking/whatever shoes? Does this make any sense? Oh yeah, and there's also that eau de steroids thing you have. The whole unnatural, super buff look is not sexy to the average woman. I'm far from average, but I do not find it attractive. Lest we forget, tho, mostly because YOU'RE OLD!!