Rashan's birthday!! Happy Birthday old man! 35 now huh? That makes me feel way older than I'm sure it makes you feel. How is it possible that I'm dating a 35-year-old man? My mom & his sister have both shamed me this week about calling him old. I'm sayin... I'm guessing his sister is saying it because she's two years older so if he's old... Lol. Is a birthday an inappropriate time to do a roast? Because according to Comedy Central & The Office, it's the perfect time!
Let's get it!!
Rashan you know how you're always saying you don't read because "shorty can't eat no books"? We all know it's because your attention span isn't long enough to read a 500-word blog post, let alone a 50,000-word book. Uh-oh. Guess that means you won't finish this post.
As heartily as you disagree with becoming a vegetarian, I hope you know an alien may come skin you one day. And I think we can all agree that though you'd make a warmer coat, I'd make a cuter one.
Rashan, your mom called to wish you a happy bir. Wait your mom never calls. I'm guessing your birthday is no reason to remember you now.
This picture is it's own joke. Bet that'll teach you to take pictures of yourself with my camera!!
(I save the sweet stuff for the anniversary.)