12.13.2008

Manic Melon Man

I have no clue how I forgot this because it cracked me UP at the time!

It's not a secret that Rashan doesn't like cantaloupe but when we went to brunch the Sunday after Thanksgiving things went to new heights. He was joyously munching through his custom omelet as was I my own when he stopped mid-chew.

"What is that?"
"What is what?"
"On my plate. What is that?"
"Oh that's honeydew."
"What is that? Like cantaloupe?"
"Not really but it's nasty, too."
"And is there a piece of cantaloupe next to it?"
"Yes."
*Eyes closed as look of disgust washes over his face.*
"Are you all right?"
"Give me a minute. I need to compose myself."
"Are you not gonna finish your food right now."
"Hold on. Just give me a minute."
*Pausing in amazement and trying not to burst into giggles.*
"Do you want me to take it off your plate?"
"That would help."
I oblige then sit in awe as he continues to compose himself.
"Okay."
"Okay?"
"Yeah, I'm straight."
"Wow..."
*FALL OUT LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

14 comments:

Rashan Jamal said...

Thanks for letting the world know that your boyfriend is crazy. LOL

What can I say, I just hate canteloupe/honeydew and anything that looks like it.

Momisodes said...

Aww, poor thing!

I have to admit I have the same reaction,...but to oatmeal.

*shudders*
I can't even look at it either.

Days like These! said...

I feel the same way about watermelon. I don't care how sweet or juicy they might be toted as. I don't want it near ME at all.

Adei von K said...

O
M
G

Word?! That's how we get down Rashan?? Lololol

Ms. Cali Brwn said...

ummm can I just say amaaazing! Love it!

1969 said...

LMAO!!! Melon phobia?

Ladynay said...

I don't even know what to say! ROFL! Wow!

Darius T. Williams said...

LOL - yea, that's hilarious.

The Goddess said...

That is too funny. I absolutely love cantaloupe and any other melon besides water melon.

I'm cracking up at the fact that he had to compose him self afterward. Hilarious.

Opinionated Diva said...

what a big baby! lol

Sparkling Red said...

Wow. That's a reaction and a half. There are some foods I dislike, but I can handle eating around them if there's some on my plate. Maybe chicken feet would do that to me, although I've never seen them served as a brunch garnish!

Sha Boogie said...

haha! that sounds like my boo and his hate for mushrooms. he can pick them out no matter how small i dice them or what i put them in!

jameil1922 said...

Rj.... no problem. i had to help you b/c you do it quite well on your own.

momisodes... don't encourage that behavior! lol oatmeal? hmmm...

days... lol. that's hilarious! there are foods that i don't like and won't eat but nothing i have to regain composure for. lolololol

adei... lolol YES!

cali.... girl you should've SEEN it tho!

1969... I KNOW!! it was HILARITY!!

lady... me too lolol

dtw... hahahahaha....

goddess... very meh on cantaloupe & watermelon. yuck on the rest.

diva... lol

spark... right? lol chicken feet?????

sha.... lololol. i used to disdain shrooms but now like them quite much!

Mademoiselle M said...

To take my coworker's word: HILATIOUS!!