12.21.2008

Celebrity Status

One thing I can count on is celebrity status when I return to the church I grew up in. Chile.

First of all I had on my FIERCE gray wool banana republic high-waisted knee length suit with my fly black chapeau perched atop my mini fro and awesome pumps (the last pair on the page). One woman said, and I quote, "Could you get any sharper? I mean could you?" Possibly, but probably not. I smiled demurely (so modest) and said, "Thank you." FAB!

There was also lots of "So glad to see you!" And then there was the part at the end where I would hug one person, walk 2 steps, get tapped, lather, rinse, repeat 4 or 5 times. I AM SUCH A CELEBRITY!! For the record, I did get out of the house last night and had a pretty good time even though we didn't get to the club. I just like being with my homies. But today at church is what I expect. Y'all need to be like, "IT'S YOU! I MISSED YOU SOOOO MUCH!!" That's what I expect from Rah when I get to Atlanta, too. He better comply.

9 comments:

Ms. Cali Brwn said...

ha! celebrity church status ... I look forward to the same thing when I come home too! I even enjoy the hating scowls I get from the older ladies because I refuse to wear pantyhose... unless appropriate to the outfit ... u betta work with that hat!

Opinionated Diva said...

LOL! I'm sure Rah will comply happily.

1969 said...

So fab....those shoes are so the HOTNESS.

1969 said...

Oh...and .....GO GIANTS!!!!!!

DaniColoredGlasses said...

The whole entire 'fit is the hotness!!!!!!

jameil1922 said...

cb... lolol. hilarity. there aren't that many older ladies left at my church and most of them are just proud i kept my figure so they just say "you look so good honey!" there was one who used to always say, "you got such pretty legs." a bit odd but now it's weird that she's not there to say it. lol.

diva... i'm sure he will, too!

1969... thanks and BOOOOO!!!

dani... thanks!

Rashan Jamal said...

You got that from me! Celebrity Status up in Clarkston!!!

Monie said...

Oh. My. Goodness. How could I not have seen that page?! The shoes....! I need to come raid your closet!

Adei von K said...

YES, GRAY WOOL SUIT!! I know you were TOO fly for NO reason!! Woo! I LOVE it!