2.23.2008

So SO Close

I went to Burger King and had to check my bag before I left the drive-thru. I'd been thinking about fries for about 15 minutes straight again. When the woman handed me the bag it felt heavy. I was like if there are fries in here I will have to give them back. Because if they come home with me? I'M EATIN 'EM!!

But there were no fries so I'm still good. Several someones have asked if potato chips, hash browns, onion rings or baked potatoes counted. Um NO! I don't like onion rings that much and none of the others give me the satisfaction of french fries. I don't even want to look in the direction of ChicFilA right now. I may run red lights to get to the drive-thru if I do. I know what y'all are thinking. What is wrong with her!?!? I love fries but I'm more obsessed because I can't have them. Like Stace with her music. We're hitting our rough patches! But at least we don't have to go through it alone!

Speaking of Stace. This chick does NOT like to talk on the phone. Yes, we can talk on the phone for hours, and have on multiple occasions sat on the phone to watch tv together or of course read InStyle. Sometimes I get tired of having to track her down. But email? She'll tell me her whole life story via email. We've had some ridiculously deep conversations via email then she doesn't want to talk about them on the phone or in person. Uhhh... ok. But most importantly we talk about y'all. And we talk junk, too!! Hahahahahaha!! It's hilarious. I love it. And some of my bloggers are getting on board with the junk talking which let me tell you CRACKS me up!! Hahahahahahahahaha. Oh y'all know how sometimes I'll be laughing and laughing, then stop and laugh some more? I've tried to calm myself down but am still thinking about it and cracking up!! Hahahahaha. Good times, good times. Now seriously if you can tell me where that's from I will love you for the rest of my life!! Be specific!

18 comments:

Jazzy said...

LOL...I'm not obsessed about BK fries, but Mickey D's?? It's insane! I can smell 'em before I even see 'em. Now I want some!

Desy said...

mmmmmm-Chick-fil-a waffle fries...

I would actually drive out of my way for those things... and I NEVER drive out of my way cuz I hate driving

but BK fries are wondermous as well

GreatWhyte said...

My vote is for McDonald's, but the best fries in the world???? Five Guys **drool, wimper** Five Guys fries with vinegar and ketchup will get you stabbed in the street!

Rashan Jamal said...

RE: your voice post

My favorite french phrase was always ferme la bouche. Just a cool way to tell someone to shut up.

RE: your blog post

If everyone else is voting for favorite fries...I say checkers, but only before 11pm. After that they stop making them fresh.

I like to talk junk as you can tell from that email I sent you this morning.

Momisodes said...

I wouldn't have even made it through the drive-thru without caving. The smell of fries wafting out their windows when you pay....nuh uh. You have will power my friend.

Anonymous said...

two weakness' potatoes and bread...speaking of boulangerie... and not just like roman meal in the grocery store ... but like piping hot sour dough or french bread ... im gonna stop now cause im drooling on my keyboard ... ha... im mad that someone told your french teacher teacher how to say im pregnant... its one of those funny but not really funny things ...

Sparkling Red said...

It's weird how some people have a personality in writing that's totally different from their live, 3-D personality. Then again some people (read: Jameil) write exactly how they talk. ;-)

Unknown said...

Ok, I just finished eating and now you have me hungry again. I guess I'm just greedy. I love me some McDonalds fries but hate everything else there. It sucks going through the drive thru just to get an order of fries.

the joy said...

Saturday night live, delicious dish. Good times.

I am gonna have to say mcDs. I need them in my life. Haven't had fries in a few days but I almost cracked last night. It was the sickness. Fries and other potato products are totally different
From each other. Nothing compares.

Jameil said...

Diva... i don't care. just about any fry wlil do.

desy... stooooop iiiiiit!!

x... never had them but you're tempting me to look up the closest one to anywhere i'll be in the next 3 months.

rj... you're a jerk for fermez la bouche! hilarious. talkin junk is so fab.

sandy... it was ABSOLUTELY a test of wills.

cali... i'm not a bread girl. i really don't care that much for that. we were crackin up at "i'm preggers." hilarious.

red... lol. everyone says that. this girl on snl just dumped a bag of fries on her face. ugh. so wrong.

goddess... eat girl!!

joy... nope. NEWSRADIO!! none of you have my love. lol. STAY STRONG!!

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

thats a new one to me "sitting on phone and watching tv together" lol

GreatWhyte said...

Yeah- Five Guys seems to be a northeast thing, I think. I first discovered them in the DC/Northern VA area, but was ECSTATIC to see that there are three in my immediate area. I know they are in Philly, but not sure about Pittsburgh.... check it out.

Jameil said...

torr... hahaha! i have that with more than one of my friends!

x... oooh! 2 in pgh, 5 in charlotte!

Adei von K said...

I can take a hint. Sheesh. and with you, texts on the phone don't work...

I'MA CALL YOU GIRL!

Checkers, Chic-Fil-A, then McDonalds. Not a fan of BKs. All that starch or something.

Oh yeah, at least 3x a week, we have an e-mail titled, "Blogger" where we talk junk. Such fodder we find on here!!

Unknown said...

Mmmmm Chick Fil-A Waffle fries...I have them almost everyday that I work my part time. I need to cut back. I could go for some right now...*sigh*

I'd rather talk through emails and texts than actually on the phone too...funny b/c I used to STAY on the phone...not so much anymore.

Eb the Celeb said...

Girl fries are my favorite vegetable so if you dont want them you can pass them over this way and i'll take care of them for you...

Jameil said...

stace... looking at watch.... lol. i don't care where they're from! just gimme some fries!!!

miss b... chick fil a!!!! i don't have an unlimited text plan so yeah... don't call me no mo and don't text me no mo! lol. i kid i kid!!

eb... i gave them up for lent.

Open Grove Claudia said...

Good for you for sticking with your resolution. I think it's really, really hard to give something up. I hope God appreciates it!