*If you didn't know, my whole recap is a spoiler.*
Memphiz, I found a way for you to watch online!!!!!!!!!!!
Wrestling? WRESTLING?? I'm so apprehensive. My PR routine: check the listings to make sure I can catch the re-run because I know I can't wake up for the original showing. I don't turn on the tv until exactly at the appointed time so I don't see anything. Of course Prince Christian the Small (PCS according to 1969) aka angy gay 12-year-old whose mom lets him do his own hair... because that's what he looks like. Why do they even do this model crap anymore? Anyone? So stupid. No. one. cares. Ask me if I ever notice the models in the magazines. Rarely. Show me the clothes. That's your purpose.
I hate the whole guess the challenge thing. They do it every show and its always so stupid. Did PCS just tell Jillian she hasn't won in 2 challenges?!?! WOW! Some of them think the noises coming from the room sound like people being killed. PCS thinks it sounds like sex. Insanity. I KNEW Rami wouldn't be down. Ricky ugh go home. He looks excited about it. I knew Chris would like it. He likes everything.
Create an outfit for them to wear in the ring? I'm going to vomit. This is not conducive to my fabulosity. Yes Chris, it IS stripper tranny wear. And she likes leopard. Speaking of wild cats. Why did this woman at church have on a faux ocelot print hat where the only thing I could think of was "have you seen the muffin man?" It looked like a 13-inch, flattened shower cap with a one-inch band around the bottom... with a matching stole. Stop.
Sigh. There are cutouts and sparkles everywhere on their outfits they already had on. Did SweetP's say classy whore? How do you decide to become a wrestler? They're not ugly or manly. Chris just said green velour. SweetP w/the shiny white. The fear is palpable beneath my keys. And PCS has this super shiny pleather/patent leather/shiny black plastic. I see Rami draping again. YOU'RE KILLING ME!!! Can you do anything else!?!? PCS said SweetP's looks like "Tranny Ice Queen." Sweet... the feather boa?? YOU'RE KILLING ME!! This is horrendous. I hate this challenge. I don't even know that I can go on.
Can you imagine Vic doing this? LMAO! She would've hated it. SweetP is going based on this fabric. But I sooo want Ricky to go home. PCS and SweetP arm wrestling and he almost won??? See what this challenge has deteriorated into? Ricky the orange?!?! I don't like orange anyway and that's hideous. Christian cracks me up!! Ok for a wrestler his outfit is kinda hot. I just want to know how this can possibly be judged!! "Fierocia Coutoura" is PCS's wrestling name. THIS CHALLENGE SUUUUUUUUUCKS. I can't judge these clothes because they're not real clothes!! People don't dress like this!!! I do love Ricky's wrestler's faux hawk. The horrendous gold cape-esque overthing? There's not even a name to describe it. Gross. Chris? I need a glitter-lined hoodie in my life and I'm so serious. But not leopard. Ocelot either. Heatherett.e folk are judges. Gross and appropriate. Most of their stuff is so over the top and drag anyway. Yes, I know it's supposed to be "fun" but I'll pass.
Okay I cheated this week because I just couldn't take the ugly. I looked at the website...
*BIG SPOILER ALERT*
Ricky's going hoooome!! Ricky's going hoooome. Ricky Ricky. Rick Rick Ricky's going hoooome. If you picture me singing? I am! Okay now that I know that I can stop recapping and just dance. *kid n' play* *roger rabbit* *pop lock and drop it* *dutty wine* *butterfly* *m.c. hammer* *cabbage patch* *various and sundry snap dances* I want some eggs. Over hard.