2.13.2008

Can You Hear Me Now?

Good! New voice post! Today I tackle tacky fashion choices by one of my HU professors. SO sad. *tear!*

But really? What's good with people trying to get crunk via the internet? If you really get that mad about it, you should just go sit in the corner and think about how upset you are over someone you don't know and have never met. And also *DING!* will never meet. Calm it on down. Breathe in Jesus, breathe out peace. I'm pretty sure there's enough drama in your actual life without adding to it. I know I have enough. So go sit down.

Thanks.
Fabulosity management.
(No, no one came at me on my blog but in the comments of another blog. SO unnecessary.)

22 comments:

Rell said...

it's interesting pitting the mental voice I've developed of you against your real voice.

Actually kind of weird... but you've got a good voice, I guess.

shani-o said...

Has anyone ever told you you sound like a white girl? LOL, just kidding... I'm never doing a voice post because I know that's just what I'm gonna hear.

(Holla @ the Veuve!!)

shani-o said...

Re: you're rant... what happened???

shani-o said...

*your

CNEL said...

"She can hear me judging her."

Huhlarious.

Pro said...

Great voice for radio! I don't want to have to become the mother of all bloggers and put a scolding on 'use', but I will if I have to. Hence forth, STOP THE MADNESS! I check my email account and see recent comments have been applied to my blog. I read one and voila! I sense something' not right. You are like my adopted blogger in ALL of your fabulosity, never to be duplicated. You will not give energy or attention to nonsense. K? K. Now, carry on with more voice-overs. I'm glad you don't talk as fast as your post read with all the rippin' and runnin' yo do.

jameil1922 said...

rell... i guess i know too many radio people or b/c i work in tv. b/c i don't ever try to put voices together. they never match. good voice you guess. hilarious.

shani... LMAO!! and now you must post it! you know people did tell me that. veuve or bust!! unnecessarily dramatic.

cnel... hahahahaha. she can!

pro... thanks! hey it wasn't me. that's yo folk. you don't think i speak too quickly? sometimes i say SLOW DOWN!! to myself. lol.

Opinionated Diva said...

Access denied to http://www.utterz.com/~u-NTAzMTI5OQ/utt.php That's the BS message I received trying to access the link at work. Ugh! I'll listen later.

Breathe in Jesus. Breathe out peace LOL!!!

Sandy C. said...

OMG! The Reebok high top classics were the first pair of expensive sneakers I ever owned!!! I think it was 3rd grade ;)

I love the voice post! I feel like you're on the phone with you, but I can't talk back :(

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

i think verizon needs a new gimmick. i'm tired of that guy. that's been their thing since soph year in college.

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

you are.
an a-hole!

why you gotta ride on the teacher?! why can't she dance? im sayin though, she has a phd! and so do you player-hater

Sparkling Red said...

OMG what are you trying to do to me? Don't you know I can't listen to vlogs at work? Yes, I was crying and throwing a tantrum because I had to wait all day to get home for your audio. *sulks*

Mademoiselle M said...

hey. I love the color scheme btw! on point.

1969 said...

Getting the vaseline out and taking my earrings off.

Looking for the next flight to the Burgh. I got ya back Jam.

Desy said...

the answer is no- CLEARLY they don't have enough going on in their personal lives so they MUST start something in a place that is COMPLETELY unfulfilling and void- just stop going to the blog- DUH. I've seen people go INSANE over posts that really did not require all that energy... but oh well...

Desy said...

and tell me why you sound JUST like my home girl- and I'm so proud of the ENTIRE -ing production... We don't have enough of us out there...hahaha

JUDGING!

Desy said...

actually-after some deeper comparison, i think you may sound more like lisa left eye lopez from TLC.....

what am I talkin about

You sound like YOU....lol

Los Angelista said...

Voice posts! You're unstoppable.

And why is someone trying to mess with you online. You make sure to tell them you have peeps who will tie their ratty behinds to trees and beat them with sticks!

Rashan Jamal said...

Ummm...5 minutes straight of talking. You sure you weren't an only child. Yo, hit me up about the blog beef. I told you mine, so you gotta tell me yours. LOL

Rashan Jamal said...

Never mind, I found it. I thought it was gonna be something juicy, like my blog dislike for ______. That was nothing...

jameil1922 said...

diva... v had the same problem. its gotta be a work thing. i think they've blocked you. that ain't right!

sandy... i don't know how to forgot to say she had them in all colors-- purple, black, white. i feel like there was a green pair, too. i was so thinking that. i'm talking like i'm talking on the phone (because for me, i am) but i would be so irritated if i was on the other end and couldn't talk back! lol.

stace... i think they're getting a new gimmick but what does that have to do w/anything? oh the title of the post. you are so incredibly obscure. like really. your obscurity leaves me incredulous. You know I don't pay attention to titles and covers and book descriptions. They give too much away. I MAY look at the title, judge the book by its cover JUDGING and be done. lol.

why i gotta be a jerk? you would sooo do the same thing! lol.

red... awww! sorry! lol

m... thanks!

1969... no fighting! but i love that you're down for the cause! lol.

desy... they seriously need to sit down. its so unnecessary. lmao @ you sitting there listening 8, 9xs trying to figure out who i sound like. tooo funny.

liz... i know!! maybe i need less boredom in my life. but its so entertaining for everyone else! lol. trying folk to trees for everyone!! lmao!! too funny.

rj... that sounds dirty. show me yours, i'll show you mine. i don't remember yours. blog beef is so wack. and no, it wasn't a big deal. all the more reason i was like what are you even talking about psycho?! ooooh now i know what you're talking about. got it. lmao!! i wasn't an only child but i would've been a good one. but only children scare me. they're crazy. they don't know how to share anything. not even their lives. are you an only child? it would explain a lot. hahahahahaha

yet another black guy said...

sideways hating can get the middle finger