Aight so this here post is dedicated to all my sports heads. First and foremost I want to give a shout out to the Duke Blue Devils for being voted unanimously to the number ONE spot in the AP poll after 14 consecutive wins. Do the DAMN thing!!!
I also want to give a shout out to the University of Kentucky for constantly giving me something to make fun of Kyle for!! Go Wildcats you suck, keep losing, i love it!! Whoooo!!
Shouts to Jerome Mathis for being one of two rookies selected to the NFL Pro Bowl. Check out my fellow Hamptonian in action on February 12 in hot bubblin Hawaii. Maybe next year the Texans will get Reggie Bush (they did play the Bush bowl) and do something worth talkin about!
BIIIIIIIIG shouts to Howard University for LOSING to the real HU last night. I'm just glad you know your place. Its about time. I don't settle for 2nd best. That's why I'm a HAMPTON alumna. You already know the deal. Ok it was on ESPNU, right? Umm... I'm gonna pose this question again since I got no responses the last time. Where fresh hell do I find this alleged channel? I'm convinced I need HDTV, cable, 2 satellite dishes, direct tv, DVR and TiVO concurrently to watch it from my couch. Do I? Answers people!! From my COUCH!!
Because I'm just tryin to get some HBCU sports action. Is that so much to ask? I think not. I would've loved to have watched my Pirates take it to the whole schedule going UNDEFEATED in football. Get it Pirates. Iiiiiiif yourrrrrrrr... teams alright, alright! Let me hear you say yeah... (everybody now) YEEEEEEEEAH whoo! If your team's alright, alright. Let me hear you one time.... UH! My team's alright two times... UH UH! They're outta sight, three times, UH UH UH! They're reeeeeeally great four times... UH, UH, UH, UH! Shake it, shake it, shake DEEEEEEEEZ!
Yeah you know you liked that. Stop hatin. Pirates EAT bison meat!! Ok I'm gon stop pickin on the poor little bison fans out there right now. I couldn't help it.
Shouts to the CAROLINA PANTHERS rolling to victory over the New York Giants AT Giant Stadium. The road to Detroit... is your town the next stop? If you are a Chicago Bears fan, the answer is yes. Yes, I am aware that the Bears beat us earlier in the season. I am also aware that Lovie Smith has received Coach of the Year honors. However, when you are in the post season, NONE of that matters (as evidenced by the dismal performances by both the Giants and the Jags in the opening round of the playoffs). But I'm gon need DeShaun Foster to get his toe together. You kind of need that for football.
Speaking of Lovie Smith, let's get a round of applause for that guy and all the black coaches in the NFL. Tony Dungy came in 2nd in the votes for coach of the year. Marvin Lewis managed to transform the Bungles into the Bengals, who despite their first round loss made quite an impression on the league in the regular season kickin ass and takin names. Herm Edwards rackin up the dollars nearly doubling his salary by leaving the head coaching position w/the Jets to take over for the Chiefs.
As much as I don't like the Steelers, just for principle, let me say this, that "razzle dazzle" as they're calling it? Wow. I hope you saw that. I know they replayed it on ESPN. You should've been watching anyway. Its the playoffs. You didn't hear? Anyway. Antwaan Randle El took the snap and threw it to quarterback Ben Roethlisberger who sent it 34 yards to a wide open Cedric Wilson for the touchdown to seal the deal against the Cincinnati Bengals. Now THAT'S a play.
Ok and now to pseudo-sports news. Can someone please get Denise Austin a new work-out tape deal please? I don't want to see her in them cheezy arse Idaho potato commercials NO MO! But I would like a potato right now.