1.10.2006

Let's Get Ready to Rrrrrrrrrumble!!!!

Aight so this here post is dedicated to all my sports heads. First and foremost I want to give a shout out to the Duke Blue Devils for being voted unanimously to the number ONE spot in the AP poll after 14 consecutive wins. Do the DAMN thing!!!

I also want to give a shout out to the University of Kentucky for constantly giving me something to make fun of Kyle for!! Go Wildcats you suck, keep losing, i love it!! Whoooo!!

Shouts to Jerome Mathis for being one of two rookies selected to the NFL Pro Bowl. Check out my fellow Hamptonian in action on February 12 in hot bubblin Hawaii. Maybe next year the Texans will get Reggie Bush (they did play the Bush bowl) and do something worth talkin about!

BIIIIIIIIG shouts to Howard University for LOSING to the real HU last night. I'm just glad you know your place. Its about time. I don't settle for 2nd best. That's why I'm a HAMPTON alumna. You already know the deal. Ok it was on ESPNU, right? Umm... I'm gonna pose this question again since I got no responses the last time. Where fresh hell do I find this alleged channel? I'm convinced I need HDTV, cable, 2 satellite dishes, direct tv, DVR and TiVO concurrently to watch it from my couch. Do I? Answers people!! From my COUCH!!

Because I'm just tryin to get some HBCU sports action. Is that so much to ask? I think not. I would've loved to have watched my Pirates take it to the whole schedule going UNDEFEATED in football. Get it Pirates. Iiiiiiif yourrrrrrrr... teams alright, alright! Let me hear you say yeah... (everybody now) YEEEEEEEEAH whoo! If your team's alright, alright. Let me hear you one time.... UH! My team's alright two times... UH UH! They're outta sight, three times, UH UH UH! They're reeeeeeally great four times... UH, UH, UH, UH! Shake it, shake it, shake DEEEEEEEEZ!

Yeah you know you liked that. Stop hatin. Pirates EAT bison meat!! Ok I'm gon stop pickin on the poor little bison fans out there right now. I couldn't help it.

Shouts to the CAROLINA PANTHERS rolling to victory over the New York Giants AT Giant Stadium. The road to Detroit... is your town the next stop? If you are a Chicago Bears fan, the answer is yes. Yes, I am aware that the Bears beat us earlier in the season. I am also aware that Lovie Smith has received Coach of the Year honors. However, when you are in the post season, NONE of that matters (as evidenced by the dismal performances by both the Giants and the Jags in the opening round of the playoffs). But I'm gon need DeShaun Foster to get his toe together. You kind of need that for football.

Speaking of Lovie Smith, let's get a round of applause for that guy and all the black coaches in the NFL. Tony Dungy came in 2nd in the votes for coach of the year. Marvin Lewis managed to transform the Bungles into the Bengals, who despite their first round loss made quite an impression on the league in the regular season kickin ass and takin names. Herm Edwards rackin up the dollars nearly doubling his salary by leaving the head coaching position w/the Jets to take over for the Chiefs.

As much as I don't like the Steelers, just for principle, let me say this, that "razzle dazzle" as they're calling it? Wow. I hope you saw that. I know they replayed it on ESPN. You should've been watching anyway. Its the playoffs. You didn't hear? Anyway. Antwaan Randle El took the snap and threw it to quarterback Ben Roethlisberger who sent it 34 yards to a wide open Cedric Wilson for the touchdown to seal the deal against the Cincinnati Bengals. Now THAT'S a play.

Ok and now to pseudo-sports news. Can someone please get Denise Austin a new work-out tape deal please? I don't want to see her in them cheezy arse Idaho potato commercials NO MO! But I would like a potato right now.

17 comments:

*Madosi said...

whenever i need a good laugh, i know to come to you ...

thanks sooo much for all of the energy!

Chris said...

congratulations to Duke, who damn near peed the bed against those stingin' Hornets of Delaware State in Charlotte last March :)

Christopher aka CNEL said...

I'm with you on the need for HBCU collegiate sports action needing to be aired more prominently. I'm a non-HBCU student, but love the black college sports.

LoL I'm still trying to figure out what HBCU is as well.

LoL don't talk about sports, exercise, and then carbs. But I have not had any homemade home fries or homemade potatoes and onions at all on break, my mother is slacking on her pimpin.

jameil1922 said...

cnel... i don't believe in that no carbs crap. who can keep up with that? i love potatoes and pasta. and i'm not stoppin for nobody!! my mom already know. it ain't a trip til i get some of that good cookin. she actually doesn't cook potatoes that much, but I need her to holla at the kitchen.

X Factor said...

YES!!!!!! Finally someone who recognizes the FABULOSITY (yes, I took it there) that is Duke basketball. YES!!!!! YES!!!!! (can you tell that I'm a fan?) I go so hard for Duke that I spent two years as a student at UNC-Chapel Hill, and I STILL went to every Duke home game (AND represented when they came to the Dean Dome and crushed some dreams)... respect our authority: Duke's taking us to the promised land this year :)
And also, as a current student at my beloved Home By The Sea, I feel you on the ESPNU crisis. Apparently you have to have satellite to get the station, so I missed the "BisonFest" also... life can be cruel sometimes.
Thanks for being a fellow woman that every man claims doesn't exist" one who not only loves, but KNOWS her sports!!

Ejoy said...

there are too many games to keep up with, so I am glad I have you to keep me posted...thanks DeeDee for the updates...lol

DizYaBoy said...

yo ... i'm feelin ur post about sports man.

finally, a brotha gotz quality 2 read N da blogsphere. :-)

jameil1922 said...

ejoy you hooch! you will NOT call me dee dee. i should stick my foot in your arse.

diz... thx!

Rell said...

as a Carolina fan and graduate i must say i despise this post :-)

jameil1922 said...

rell hahahahahahahahaha!! join the masses! i wrote this with many many people in mind! lololol

Accomplice said...

I so am not a sports fan, but you seemed real crunk about your post so I guess the games were good? FI am happy howard got beat because my ex went to howard and he thinks howard is tha bomb.lol

Anonymous said...

Totally off subject....BUT I noticed that you read overheard at the mecca, and so do I...therefore I wanted to see your blog just because I see your comments on overheard at the mecca often, and come to find out you are currently living in MY CITY!! Wow what a small world...is what I thought to myself. Hope you enjoy Da Burgh...it's a great place to be from, and I'm not just saying that because believe me I am aware all of its shortcomings.

jameil1922 said...

ummm... no. i don't really like pittsburgh. what is there to do here? and where fresh hell am i supposed to meet young, professional black people?

Anonymous said...

I believe it is a great place to GROW up(infant-17)...not really good for people ages 18-30 it seems. The Urban League has a group called Young Professionals of Pittsburgh...and the Pittburgh Courier is good source of happenings, as well as the City Paper.

Anonymous said...

Check out

http://www.ulyp-pgh.org

http://www.pittsburghcitypaper.ws/main.cfm

Anonymous said...

Sigma Gamma Rho is the worst and most pointless sorority ever. Basically it's for ugly chicks who couldn't be AKAs or Deltas.

jameil1922 said...

hence your anonymous comment. because i'm sure you're the bright star willing and able to show your intelligence. thanks for that. i expect to be writing about your special brand of idiocy on the news tomorrow. people like you love to commit stupid crimes. so thanks for keeping me employed! oh and helping me get promoted!