*******THIS JUST IN*******
Oh hell no. Do you know this fool called me Friday night? Sigh. I apparently must be rude. I didn't return the call, but I'll have to see him today. Ugh.
I called it cat-like reflexes for no reason really. Just that I wanted to say I should've trusted my damn instinct. My instinct told me Jake was no good. This was before me and the b.f. got together. I found him annoying, pompous and lacking that je ne sais quois. Actually I do know what. CLASS!! All previous references to throne man are about him!! Geez. I just went back and read that. I should've read it before I got so desperate to hit the streets that I called him!! Ugh.
The point is I've met various people in the city who are either no longer here (at least 3 in this category) or who I've called and arranged to go out w/to no avail, or were just wack. One person fell into the last category because I didn't respond the way he wanted me to when he hit on me. EW! To quote the ever hilarious K to the B, "Wait a while!" Geez. This is pre-the b.f., too. Just because I don't jump on you the first time you try, you don't want to ever talk to me again? Ok whatever. Keep it moving.
So anyway. The last post was quite interesting to the people and yielded some very interesting comments. Yes, its true. I absolutely should have listened to "my first mind" like n said. I never thought he was cool. Like hmmm, I'm not interested in a hubba-hubba type way, but he seems cool. Uh uh. None of that. He was so less than interesting to me. The sitting there and beckoning me to come talk to you, the hypersensitivity about your sub-par education, NOT MY FAULT!! Lolol. Speaking of which, when I went to visit my peeps at my home by the sea this week, I saw one of my fellow former Student Leaders. DeShawn is TOO hilarious. Lolololol!! So my girl Wy was talking about dating some guy from Norfolk State. He goes, "Why would you wanna date beneath you?" Lololol!!!! Crackin me up!! He's from Philly so he's like the last person I would expect to say that. I mean we allll know how grimey that city is. Didn't they come up w/the word grimey? Lol! (How on earth do you spell that word? I'll just pick a spelling and stick with it).
Anyway. So spchrist asked how my man was cool with the outing. Because we trust each other. Not the naive I trust him (I think) but not really. The trust that comes from years of knowing each other and guarding each other's secrets. He doesn't have to worry about me going out w/another guy. Its not a date, I make that clear, whatever. Ashli cussed me out for not going out alone. GEEZ! I'm sorry! Lolol. But I guess she would after this nonsense! Oh the hilarity!!
But I think my favorite point was brought up by SoWiseSista (apt name). Girl. You sound like the b.f. did when I told him the story. Except I didn't expect him to laugh!!! That jerk! He was supposed to be as indignant as I was! But he was like, "Ok... He did everything I expected him to except go in for the good night kiss." Ooh I wish a n^99a would!! He would still be seeing stars. Ugh! I'm gettin pissed just thinking about it!! BTW, no people don't call it the P. Lolol. He offered to show me the city, but so did a lot of other people. But I should've followed my instinct even when the b.f. was like just go, tell him you have a man, but go have fun. I thought, yeah, um... no. I know how men are. Like you said (SWS) I knew he would be thinking the DL was a-ok. Negro please!! Get that outta here!! I knew he wanted more than to "show me around." That bullshit. That's like the wackest line EVER!!! Especially when you don't come correct and take me to possibly two of the worst places in Pittsburgh. So Rumshakers wasn't that bad, but the other joint? Get outta here. And you're planning second dates? I'll let EnVogue take over here....
"Neva gonna get it, neva gonna get it, neeeeeeeva gonna get it, neva gonna get it, neeeeeva gonna get it, neva gonna get... neva gonna get! woo woo woo wooooooo!!"
Everybody now! Lol. So yeah, Jake will never see me alone again. EVER!! There will be no more meeting you at a bar b/c you don't know how to control yourself. You find it necessary to hit on me even when I make it abundantly clear that I'm not interested. I don't know how I could make it more clear that I'm not interested. Perhaps by ignoring you for another five months. Well, one week down, 19 to go. Follow your instincts people!! I will not be going out with anymore unattached men. If you don't have a girl you're committed to, don't expect me to go out with you. I can't deal w/people who don't respect my relationship. Oh but this was hilarious!! When he was like, "Tell your man he's lucky." Lololol. That has to be one of the lamest lines EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! Men, don't use this. Its wack. I think he had "I gotta man, whatcha man got to do w/me, i gotta man, I'm not tryin to hear that, see?" playing in his head. Po thang. NO SOUP FOR YOU!!