So in college, DJ Boughetto Stace used to call me the Luscious Duchess. And with good reason. I mean I was not playing. I had a drinking partner (excuse me for the southerners and youngblood fans, drankin patnah) and all. It started sophomore year. First semester me and the d.p. had fridays off. That's right. No class on Friday. The weekend started after Cotton's class. Cotton was the best. Real hard on you so after class you needed a cold something. (or during, but that's another story) 445, time to find the one who would contribute to the delinquency of minors. Amazingly enough (or not so amazing) it was easy to find.
But by the time senior year rolled around, all the cleaning up other people's vomit, keeping the drunk people away from phones, alleged biting incidents, fights, machetes outside parties and just general debauchery, I decided to join Chinagirl as group bartender. But it was hard to find people to drink my drinks unless they wanted to be out with a quickness. I liked to call myself the "one hit wonder." Yeah! That was great! Ahhh good times, good times. Plus hangovers? Yeah not that fun. Plus when its so accessible because we're all 21, I mean what's the big deal right? Lolol. It was hilarious.
So D (that's my dad) has swollen lymph nodes. Ew right? And he sounds NASTY! Please stop coughing around me. I don't want your ebola. I really don't. So he comes downstairs rubbing his throat and says, "I need something for my sore throat." I had prescribed o.j., others suggested Gatorade and hot tea. But I know D. I see him go to the cabinet and grab one of the short glasses. I said, "Uh uh! You're not getting wine are you?" He gives me this crazy look and shakes his head (he's on the phone). I say ok. Then I hear the cabinet open. I'm like, wtf? I know... I say, "I gotta check on you... D! How is tequila gonna help your sore throat????" I tell you... black people. Lololol
Oh yeah. And there are a lot of people who are so hard on tequila. That's because you're probably drinking it straight (only for the strong, not the fake strong, the really strong. like the regular drinkers) or that bottom shelf crap. You ain't gotta go for Patron (although I do recommend it b/c the flavor is SUPERB!!!) but 1800, Jose Cuervo Especial and Tradicional are also excellent choices. A good rule of thumb: If it comes in a plastic bottle, it will most likely have you grasping the porcelain bowl. Any questions???