11.15.2005

It's all about me, me, me....

Somebody told me once that should be my theme song. Probably because I know what I like and I don't mind telling people. And I've always been like that. I'm listening to Mimi's re-released album on AOL. This song "Mine Again?" Off the chain. I can get w/MC. I'm glad she's back the way we like her. I've been a Mimi fan from the jump, but I had to distance myself from her when she got a little too crazy for me. She's definitely still crazy, but now she's makin crazy good music again, too. That's all I care about.

Jesse Jackson. Such an Aggie. We can tell you went to A&T. I couldn't resist sayin that. Jesse. How the HELL am I supposed to ever be able to take you seriously? Come on! You did not get up on ESPN and every other station talking about how wronged TO is. Stop. That nigga did that to himself and you know it. How many times can you warn someone that there are consequences for their actions? Whatever. I think I'm gonna stop givin this dude any more blog time. But I can't escape him. Damn that Terrell.

Panthers on a 6 game win streak, Duke won last night, Carolina is not ranked, Kentucky is #10 (I would have no beef w/this team if my best friend hadn't suddenly decided this was his favorite team. Now I have to hate), Hampton is now 10-0, saw fellow Hampton alum Devin Green suited up for the Lakers on ESPN this morning. All in all, my sports life is good.

My dad brought home Chinese food for lunch today. I don't like Asian cuisine. I can eat Chinese food like 3 or 4 times a year. That's it. I think this made twice for this year. So I won't even hit my quota this year.

Watchin Tyra right now. She is such a hood rat. But its kinda funny. I saw Rev. Run's house last night. That show cracks me UP! Hahahaha. I'm sayin tho, go watch it. Hahahaha. Anyway, they're talkin about sex on Tyra right now. All these people are talking about how they fake it all the time. You have got to be kidding me. That's crap. Have y'all ever seen this old lady Sue Johanssen- the 90-year-old white lady that gives everybody sex advice? That's nasty. I don't need to hear that from her. Why did a nameless 50-year-old woman ask me what spooning was about a week ago? So I told her you know how two spoons lie in a drawer right? She said, "Um... so like 69?" Yuck. I do not want to know that about you! You're someone's mom! I said, "No. Nothing like 69! Its cuddling!" I can't go into the rest of the convo, but basically she was like, "I thought you were grown." I had to say, "Just so you know, I'll never be that grown!"

In Charlotte I was in a book club where I was the only person under the age of 40. It was very enlightening. Although my aunt was in it and I learned some things about her that I will unfortunately never be able to forget. But it was a great experience. Especially since there were some white people in the book club, too and I just don't really have/take the opportunity to sit down and talk to middle-aged white women very often. But one of them turned out to be one of my favorite people. Shout out to Ann from GA.

I'm so mad at myself because I like "My Humps." My humps, my humps, my humps, my humps. My lovely lady lumps? No you didn't. I only like it because its the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. Hahaha. Nonsense. But the Black Eyed Peas are the worst. And after homecoming now I like "Laffy Taffy." Sue me. I'm from the south. You know we like stuff b/c we can drop it like its hot to it. Can I tell you how the little Cuban was lamenting the other day because "good booty music is a lost art." Hahahahaha. No you didn't. Hahahaha. A lost art? I mean I know you from Florida and all, but come on. She's probably right. Because when was the last time you heard something like "Don't stop pop that -- let me see you Doodoo Brown!!" or "Round and round we go... let me hear say scruuuuuuuub the ground!" Yeah! Man I miss the south. I'm listenin to Pitbull's cd now- the mix of reggaeton and crunk is great. I love Bmore club too. Probably for the same reason. Poppin potentional. Lol. That's a funny phrase. (Uh-uh Tyra. She just dropped it. Why did they give her a show?) Anyway, he has this song called "M.I. still A.M.I." (money is still a major issue) that I can get wit. Yayuh! Culo! Why is there nowhere here I can go shake-it-don't-break-it-took-my-mama-nine-months-to-make-it and not get shot?

I got my ticket for Talib Kweli in the mail today. $10 concert at Carnegie Mellon. But who is J-Live? Random ass opening acts. But I'm sayin tho. Why couldn't I ever get a $10 concert at HU? I mean one that I wanted to see. They tried to extort like $25 out of people this year at homecoming for a concert w/two acts: Ruben Studdard and Lil Scrappy. Whoa. I'm really not payin to see either one of them, let alone together. Whose bright idea was that? I wanna know b/c I'm bout to go sell them on the street.

I know I'm ramblin but I'm real bored right now. I realized, thanks to the little Cuban from the county of Palm, that I probably need to work like every day because otherwise I just get bored and don't do anything. Maybe I'll start one of those lists that everybody does that I hate. That should entertain me. Ok. 100 things about me..... I couldn't do it. I started it and erased it. Nobody wants to know all that. If you do, then get at me. Ask me questions. I'm not just givin up all that info. I'm not a hooker.

10 comments:

T Dot said...

I feel you - My Humps is the jam! I belt it out in my car whenever it comes on. I'm feeling "Grills" by Nelly and, of course, "Stay Fly" by Three 6. The South makes hits, man. They make hits.

jameil1922 said...

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! You know I... I know you... You know I (ITS A TENNESSEE THANG!) I gotta stay flyyyyyyyy...

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Chris said...

That story of the lady asking you about spooning reminds me of my own "I never want to hear that from an elder again in life moment." My mother and I were discussing Whitney and Bobby's Crack-tastic relationship, and mom busts out with "Whitney can't leave him alone because he's giving her that good street d***." Needless to say I was through for the next two and a half years.

jameil1922 said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!! That is horrible!! No way mom! That's terrible. I'm dying for you. Uggggggggghhhhhhhh!

ProfessorGQ said...

sorry, but you're not a REAL Mariah fan if you jumped off the bandwagon while she was "crazy" and then jump back on because she's producing #1 hits again...that's not a real fan.

Soldier said...

There's show up here in Canada called " Sexual Secrets " and the host is a 60 + lady. One of my friends took me to a taping... one of the staff members had to walk up to us and tell us to stop looking so stupid !
4 real, we had our mouths open and eyes like " WHAT THE **** ? NO, GRANDMA YOU DIDNT JUST SAY ANALINGUS !!! "

jameil1922 said...

Sorry Professor. No, I guess I'm not a real Mariah fan, then. Ah well. C'est la vie!

Epsilonicus said...

Being a Baltimore native, it warms my heart to hear that you like Baltimore club music. Going to college in Erie PA does not allow me the opportunity to hear it.

I am mad at Jessie too. T.O. brought this trouble on his own ass. He shoulda kept his mouth close and let his talent do the talking.

Serial_Dater said...

And here I was starting to like you and this blog and then you drop a bomb - You like the song my humps. :o(

LOL