A girl with a tragus piercing (I only know the technical term because my sister has one), bull nose piercing, and eyebrow piercing (probably tongue, too, but amazingly her mouth wasn't flapping), very low cut halter mini dress allowing her body parts to spill out, paired with combat boots, bushels of curly dark hair piled on top of her head, applying lipstick and mascara using a compact mirror.... while riding the bus. Meanwhile she's smiling and giggling as her male friend rubs her meaty tattooed arm and whispers in her ear. I'm trying not to vomit.
Then they start kissing.
At nine in the morning.
To quote Diva, "I ain't able." There is NO ONE I want molesting or kissing me at 9 in the morning. And especially not in public. No one.
*A.lachua County Residents. The acronym for the locals.