There's something about sitting down in this house that brings out the worst in me. No noon bible study on first Tuesdays because they have communion before bible study 1st Tuesday nights. I assume that's because there are too many people in the congregation to get them out in a timely manner for 3 Sunday services. Yes y'all. We have 3 Sunday services. Ignorant. Too bad the last one is at 11:45 instead of 11. That would improve my life immensely but that's neither here or there and I really should retire that song and dance. It's quite old.
Last night was a hot mess. I was coughing for 3 hours. Like hacking cough don't-stop-til-you-get-enough-oh-it's-never-enough coughing. Where you can't fall asleep because you're gasping for breath coughing. What in the??? I'm looking around like erm-kay... why?? I thought we were past that. Apparently not. I don't know if the sweat factory that is the gym regurgitated some not quite dormant yet germs or what but I got 3 hours of sleep. And y'all know I don't do not sleeping. I need my 7. That's right I said 7. At least. So I've been guzzling water to try to quiet my raw throat. EBOLA GET BACK!!
Uhhh... also... why are some of y'all so angry? I need you to get back on the S.imilac. Get something soothing into your systems and calm it on down you big mad screaming crybabys! Lawd. I'm one of those people when everyone is getting all crazy I get super calm. It's actually kind of odd since I'm allegedly a hyper person. When things are going crazy, though? Grace under fire. It comes in handy at work when things get nutty in the control room. It's a good feeling to be in charge and know what you're doing. My coworkers were cracking up because someone was yelling and I replied in monotone, "Can you please stop yelling? Because that's not helping anything." It doesn't. Go sit down somewhere.
8 days to Charlotte. I have some workout body aches. Ahhhh. How I missed thee workout body aches! Kiss kiss aches! I can't wait to go home with my fabulously fit body. I need something short. I only get to see my summer wardrobe for about 2 months because spring and fall are just extensions of winter and therefore too cold to wear shorts or tank tops. That means I get to rediscover my wardrobe every year. That's the only fun part about winter here. I'm so over you winter. So so over you.