1) Heidi Klum doesn't seem like she should speak German. She's pretty for one. And two... just because.
2) There was an inflatable Santa on the roof of a building near my house on November 1st. Not. ready. Just because I've been listening to Christmas music for months doesn't give you the right to rush me with the decorations!!!
3) "How I Met Your Mother" CRACKS ME UP!!! LOLOL!!
4) A terrible coupon = any amount off if you buy multiples. Especially at Whole Foods. Dude. It's not okay to try to trick me like that. So, in your Whole Foods example, you buy two items at $4 each and you save what? One. whole. dollar. Yeah right. Let me also take a moment to call out Borders. Buy a cookbook, get a $10 coupon which is only valid for a week. YEAH RIGHT. Makes me not want to shop there.
5) I wish I didn't need/want stuff. Stores have really been pissing me off lately. Good thing I'm not buying anything for a while. Hence number 6...
6) Today began my 30 for 30 remix challenge and I'm SO SCARED!! I had to go buy 3 items to get 30 items in my closet I might like enough to wear over and over for 30 days... but I'm hoping to make it happen. Such an optimist, huh? I don't even care if that makes you judge me!! I'll be documenting it here. Do join me! Literally (buy doing it, too!) and figuratively (by cheering me on when I'm ready to end it all).
7) Old people make me sad sometimes. Not just because they die but because they like to do it so unexpectedly! You never know how much longer you have with them. Yes, I know it's like that with us all but I feel like they have so much more to offer than some 28-year-old ninny or 45-year-old twit.
8) Why yes, yes I have been watching an extraordinary amount of "A Different World."
9) If the drive-thru NC chain Cookout had its way, I would be the fattest person in America just from ice cream products. Rashan and I split a Cheerwine float & a caramel cheesecake Heath toffee milkshake. BOTH OF THEM OUT OF THIS WORLD!!! I'm nearing salivation saturation just thinking about it! We almost returned the following night for more. Just fat!!
10) You're not going to convince me to see ForColoredGirls any more than any other TP production so stop. Stop trying to make fetch happen.
11) It's daylight SAVING time. No 's.' Please don't use the 's' or you'll make me crazy. XOXO, Jameil