11.02.2006

Get it Right, Get it Tight!

Hahahahaha. That's my fave line right now. "Get it right, get it right, get it tight." The song is not my fave but that line makes me giggle.

So I finally joined Bally's today after weeks of talking. A little high priced but I'm bout to be flyer (see how when you're talking about being fly, it doesn't make sense to drop the y and add -ier? it just looks stupid like that. like you're talking about a sheet of paper advertising for your wack ass party at the Legion or the Chestnut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!! all my Hampton heads are rollin right now... well the ones who are of age anyway) than a little bit. Sorry bout that crazy sentence. I know it makes no sense to have a sentence shorter than the parenthetical statement inside. But that's the kind of mood I'm in right now and I think I'm about to grab a beer take this to another level. Watch me.

Bally's had not a child in sight and miles and miles of workout equipment. Well, not miles, but enough. There were a lot of old people in there, but a good mix of young people too.

Wait! I don't need to grab a beer (but I did anyway). I do things backwards sometimes. Remember how I went to the Y and hated how there were little school chiddlers (ha! that roald dahl throwback for ya! right dream? :D hahaha) all over creation? It was like being at a day care with a small workout room. You could count the machines. Not cute. Bally's feels like a real gym in a real city. Multiple machines, indoor track, indoor and outdoor pools. Nice. But this is pgh. That outdoor pool must get used 3 weeks a year! Hahahahahahaa. Y'all. It's really that time of year again. The attack of the ugly sweaters has begun! Ugh!! Please read in my archives with that link for how I feel abt this!! I may have to repost it on the Record Dish because this is important!!

Anyway. Here are my workout goals. I don't want to hear any smart comments either. We all have goals. I want to lose 7 lbs., have abs like Janet, well-defined arms without being cock-dies (that doesn't look right either, that's dies as in short for diesel), that line in your outer thigh like Andy McDowell that only shows up when you've been working out. Just to general be sleek and short (there ain't but so long I can get at 5'1... so the illusion of long). Not too hard right?

I'm likely going to Norfolk, VA for Thanksgiving since my homie Wynel invited me down there and the bf will be there, too since his fam lives there. So if there's a possibility I'll run into people who knew me from college, I want them to say daaaaaaaaaaaaaaang Jameil looks GOOD! And then I'll be like DAAAAAMN right! :D So funny.

While I'm working out w/my new fly ipod, I need some good music right? I added Jay-Z's "Hard Knock Life Vol. 2" and I had forgotten how much I liked this cd. It makes me giggle. And would actually be fun to listen to while working out. I need stuff that gets me crunk and hyper (shocking right?) I have some good stuff on my workout playlist but I need more. I have some Justin, the Roots, Outkast. Since my cds got stolen I don't have enough crunk, movable stuff. My Ying-Yang is gone, and both my Lil John's. Clearly we know both of them will get you out your seat. Ah well. C'est la vie. D's home so I'm bout to be out. We still don't know what we're going to do. I want to see the Departed, but he saw some reviews and didn't feel too inclined. I hate reviews. Like I want to listen to some random person in middle America. So we'll see.

17 comments:

Amber Ileene said...

all of these blogs about gettin back to the gym ... i think maybe i am finally gettin some motivation ...i do have to say though you are on a roll with these last two blogs ... had me straight laughin out loud at work... glad all is well... and good luck with the 7 pounds abs and thighs ...lol!

CNEL said...

Best wishes for a successful couple of workout sessions in the weeks ahead. Bomb music will def help you kick into high gear.

Dreamlover said...

Ooooh, I got a shoutout, is it sad that I got a huge smile on my face?? haha

And 7 lbs? sounds small but when u have that little to lose, its always hard, good luck!!

You can do it!!

hehe.

I'm still working on the abs as well, maybe oneday, before I die, it will happen, haha!

4EverJennayNay said...

(see how when you're talking about being fly, it doesn't make sense to drop the y and add -ier? it just looks stupid like that. like you're talking about a sheet of paper advertising for your wack ass party at the Legion or the Chestnut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!! all my Hampton heads are rollin right now... well the ones who are of age anyway) than a little bit. Sorry bout that crazy sentence.


----- That made me laugh!

4EverJennayNay said...

(see how when you're talking about being fly, it doesn't make sense to drop the y and add -ier? it just looks stupid like that. like you're talking about a sheet of paper advertising for your wack ass party at the Legion or the Chestnut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!! all my Hampton heads are rollin right now... well the ones who are of age anyway) than a little bit. Sorry bout that crazy sentence.


----- That made me laugh!

DP said...

attack of the ugly sweaters indeed.

For some reason, the ceaseless dragging of my beloved hometown sounds cute when you do it.

Probably because its just honest commentary from a flychick trapped in Pittsburgh.


Got handle your business in Bally's (monroeville, right?)

Have fun counting the black folk...

you know we dont like gyms.

X Factor said...

Yes, your Hampton Heads are laughing our asses off right now. Legion parties.. whoo hoooooooo!!!! Good luck with the gym; I've not been paying too much attention to my diet lately, so I need to get back on the grind. Still have 20 more pounds to lose!

jameil1922 said...

amber... i'm tellin you if i could find a workout partner here i'd be in business!

cnel.. lol thx! my arms and pecs are soooooooooo sore today!

dream.. hahahaha. we all love shouts. lol. they have a lot of good ab machines. which is infinitely more fun than that sit ups (grrr) hate sit ups.

jenn... hahahahaha. i was laughing out loud myself on that one. i make myself giggle sometimes. its good for ya! :D

dp... lolol @pgh & its fashion. poor things. its in penn hills. there isn't one in monroeville. odd right? shockingly, though, yesterday it was overrun w/black folk. it was amazing. i said is this where we all are???

x... hahahahaha!! or the entertainment hall formerly known as the legion and the bingo hall formerly known as the chestnut!!! hahahahahahaha!! i just had this yummy dish at fridays. bruschetta tilapia w/yellow rice and broccoli! omg! healthful and yummy. flavored w/garlic and diced plum tomatoes!!! wooooooo!!

the joy said...

roald dahl, lol. i love him.

7 lbs. i had a mean girls flashback.

you should get some rock to excercise to. that's what i used. evanescense?

Chris said...

I know I need to add something else to my exercise repetoire besides walking, but I need to find a decent gym here in Dover or Buckle down and actually use *inserts finger down throat* DSU's wellness center. I'm actually going IPod browsing my next payday this Friday, so wish me luck!

Duck said...

Straight. Fool.

And you gotta love Pittsburgh's sense of style... it's part of the reason I ran screaming toward the Capitol.

Penn Hills is where all the acceptable negroes are. I could suggest the East End too, but you liable to get got out there. Great churches though. Rodman Street Missionary Baptist in the building!

I feel you on the fitness goals, except for the part about the thighs with the line. I like my ample thighs... all soft and comforting...

...lawd, that sounded incredibly inappropriate.

jameil1922 said...

joy... loooooooove roald dahl!! not the biggest fan of rock but i do like evanescence.

chris... what's wrong w/dsu's center? hampton had a great one. loved it so much. only drawback was it was a little small so it got crowded quickly at night. good luck w/the ipod! :D

duck.. omg! tres inappropriate!! next you'll be calling your thighs creamy like a romance novel. lmao @acceptable negroes. no church shoutouts! hilarious.

Epsilonicus said...

If you gonna be trying to lose weight, you better have a diet plan. It is hard to lose weight off of exercise alone.

And you are still complaining about them sweaters?!?!?! Hahahahah ;)

The Sarccastik Variable Why said...

i need to join a gym...but everybody want access to your account...i don't want that...

So...Wise...Sista said...

cock-DEEZ

;)

Marvelous said...

Ok... gym? Lets see. G-Y-M. I tried to attend one of those.. spinning classes were the hardest. I think I went one time and I quit.

All I can say is .. you need a buddy to give you some motivation! Trust me, those work tons! :D

Enjoy Chica!

~Marv.

jameil1922 said...

epsi... i know... its so hard to be grown now. ugh. i used to be able to just work out and eat whatever the hell i wanted. matter of fact i didn't even really need to work out.
the sweaters have reappeared!!!!!!! bitches.

sarcasstik... that is rather annoying.

see? that's why we call you wise.

marv! hilarious. hahaahahahaha. i def need a buddy but where will i find him or her??????? i know the logical answer but... well i'll get into that in an upcoming post.