I don't know anyone named Seymour, and despite what you may think, no I'm not writing solely about food again.
I love facebook's mini feed. It cracks me up. I be all UP in people's business. My fave people to torment? My sister and my line sister. Its hilarious. I'm like, "You're going speed dating? What is a "Blue Light Special" event? Why are you being invited to something called "Summer Secrets, Fall Fantasies" ya nasty?" Oh its hilarious. I also found out this guy we went to Hampton with became single at 5:41 pm. Of course the main reason it doesn't bother me is because DUH I don't have it. Hahahaha. My homie lets me use her page so I can view the madness. Its great. My l.s. says, "I'm going to have to change my privacy status. You not gon be questionin me about my whereabouts!" HILARIOUS I SAY!! HILARIOUS!! HAHAHAHAHA!
I neeeed some fashion food. I bought this fabulous black skirt at Arden B the other day. Originally $98, it was on sale for $35. Its a little longer than knee length, tight, then flares out at mid-thigh with alternating ruched panels. FABULOUS. Then I got home and thought I didn't have anything to wear with it to Daddy/Daughter night. But I pulled out my Guess mohair cardigan with the ruffled collar and ruffled three-quarter length sleeve. Under that I wore a black tank with lime green lace trim and varying shades of green flowers all over it. In my ears, my diamond earrings and green leaf earrings. On my feet, black patent leather thong sandals. And bright red toenails.
First we watched Celebrity Fit Club and drank some wine. Then we went to Mad Mex. Yumm. I had a California Wrap w/grilled chicken, sour cream, lettuce and avacado and a glass of sangria. Went to Target so I could buy Justin Timberlake and replace the Raheem DeVaughn cd someone stole from me. I put in the JT. You should've seen my dad JAMMIN to Sexy Back. HILARIOUS!!! The highlight of the night. No doubt. Came back to the house, watched Grey's Anatomy and drank some more wine. OMG!! Next week I'm cooking because I am NOT missing the season premiere! How am I just discovering this show?! Because I always ignore the hype unless forced. Plus it came on when I'm always asleep.
Krispy Kreme. OMG! I see a hot doughnuts now sign and lose my mind. I will break traffic laws to get there. But the other day my doughnuts were lukewarm and I was pissed. I was born and raised an hour and 1/2 from the FIRST Krispy Kreme. Don't play with me. I know hot doughnuts. How do I always get the horrid food service? Do I have a disrespect me sign on my forehead? The girl at Mad Mex last night got a bad tip b/c she was inattentive and took too long to take our orders and THE MONEY?! Someone explain to me how you take your time getting someone's money. And I took the comment card to fill out. Don't try me HEATHER!
Also... unrelated but is Tracy Morgan borderline retarded? I really think he has to be. Either that or on drugs. He was on Conan the other night ni his usual interview mode. He's not much different from his mentally impaired characters. No eye contact, blank stare, shaking, the odd voice. And Conan was encouraging his behavior, of course. It was hilarious but only further convinced me Tracy Morgan is mildly retarded.
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So, I'm sitting in the middle of class not paying attention as usual, and this paragraph...
Krispy Kreme. OMG! I see a hot doughnuts now sign and lose my mind. I will break traffic laws to get there. But the other day my doughnuts were lukewarm and I was pissed. I was born and raised an hour and 1/2 from the FIRST Krispy Kreme. Don't play with me. I know hot doughnuts. How do I always get the horrid food service? Do I have a disrespect me sign on my forehead? The girl at Mad Mex last night got a bad tip b/c she was inattentive and took too long to take our orders and THE MONEY?! Someone explain to me how you take your time getting someone's money. And I took the comment card to fill out. Don't try me HEATHER!
...made me lose it. I was laughing so hard, the whole class stopped and looked at me like I was on all kinds of crack. I swear, if I fail Chemistry I'm blaming you and your hilarity.
Krispy Kreme is a helluva drug. The three that were in Delaware were now closed, and the closet in either North or South Directions are Baltimore and NY. Now as much as I love a fresh glaze from KK, I ain't riskin getting car jacked for a donut.
The mini feed is just bad. I mean it was okay to tell us what date someone last updated their profile,so you knew if you had to check it. It's okay to tell us people's B-Days cause otherwise we'll forget them. When so and so broke up is just uh unnecessary.
Daddy/Daughter night sounds nice, quality time with D can only be a good thing.
My late grandmother, God rest her soul, would send my aunt on Krispy Kremes runs. She loved her Avian water, Mango Mania "Mistics" (the drink), and Krispy Kremes. I wanted a franchise when I got grown till I found out necessary investment was 1 mill +!
Thanks for writing up Heather, cause she needed the constructive criticism.
Tracy Morgan is uh interesting but his show with Tamala Jones and little Bobbe J. Thompson (the kid who played in "Idlewild" was good, but TV people cancel all my fav shows for some reason.
LMAO!!! KRISPY KREME IS SO GREAT!!! I used to live in southwest Atl, affectionately known as the SWATS, right down the street from the BEST KRISPY KREME EVER!!!! I got used to go running all the time to stay in shape... and I ran to Krispy Kreme. Totally defeats purpose. LOL
AND YOU'RE JUST NOW DISCOVERING GREY'S ANATOMY?!?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!?!??! LOL you must got buy the first 2 seasons on dvd right now.
What are you still doing here? GO!
oppressed... lmao! i will not be held responsible for your failures! hilarious.
chris... kk is absolutely worth a car jacking. stop bein a punk.
cnel. hahahaha! but! it allows me to torment people which is always fun. see? grandma knows what's up! ow! that show is gone b/c it was horrid.
la... running to kk?! fab! that's off the chain. and i just explained grey's to you. don't berate me! you're so mean. i'm crying right now b/c you're so evil. someone has to put the morning news on tv!!!
Facebook Feed blows...and very soon Facebook will be open to EVERYONE in the world. It will turn into worldwide crackhouse known as MySpace.
KK's are the bomb! See you gonna make me drive cross town! LOL
TM looks off in general.
You're right, the news feed on Facebook is addictive... I just spent the last 30 minutes (AT WORK) surfing through peoples' pages that I don't even know! And now when you make changes, Facebook will highlight them for you in case your stalkers (like me) missed a beat. LOVE IT! I had to skip the thoughts about dinner with your dad because you know I can't even HEAR the word food (DAMMIT!). But Daddy-Daughter night sounds divine. And as soon as I saw "Krispy Kreme" I hit the page down button... get thee behind me, doughnut eater! And finally, Greys Anatomy. HATE IT. I know I am inviting all sorts of hate mail, but I really do hate it. I say bring back ER and Lost... I'm ready.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I still trip out abt Speed Dating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG mini feed is huh-larious! Summer Secrets and Fall Fantasies?!!? DYING!!!!!!
Is that how you spell 'rouched'? 'ruched'? Your outfit DEFINITELY sounds like a 'Jameil' 'fit.
Uh-Oh! D was JAMMING! Why are Popses (??? LMAO) always the cooler parent? That's so bomb!
I always though Tracy was retarded. He played his characters too well, you know? I bet he has a tap of something but he was probably mainstreamed in school and he got by.
i guess i'm the hater... i hate kk. we sell them at my job and i always say its one thing that i can say i dont like and people will still buy them. i like dunkin donuts. that's how donuts are supposed to taste. not all sugary.
and also, "i'm brian fellow!"
You know what, I thougt the same thing! He was on Jimmy Kimmel, I think, and he honestly looked as if he had just smoked sumthin!!! He always acts like that, kind of like Hustleman to the 3rd power ya know! Crazy...
My weekly update: Hampton 48, NCA&T not enough. YEAH!!! And them bitches at espn.com finally got themselves together, so NOW who's #1 in the MEAC?????? Whooo-hoooo!
sp... so young, so bitter. hahahaha yes we know you devoted a whole post to minifeed.
lady... ha! go kk!! and someone get tm some help please... sigh.
x... hahaha! someone else loves the feed! finally!! mmmmm food!! kk!!!!! mmmmmmm!! lmao at get thee behind me doughnut eater!! hilarious! you hate grey's??? that's ok. i hate lost and desperate housewives.
stace... yep! ruche it all day! speak for yourself. both of my rents are cool. my mom can dance her ass off. get it mommy! :D how bout she's a dance snob. she doesn't do the electric slide b/c its coreographed. she's says its for people who can't dance... HILARIOUS! AND not tracy was mainstreamed!! hilarious!
joy... my mom LOVES brian fellow! hilarious. and YOU YANKEE!! yankees always say kk is too sweet. kk is how doughnuts are supposed to taste. they're supposed to be sweet. you want a salty doughnut???
southern... that's all i'm sayin. like maybe he needs to be in a program somewhere.
x... WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1! H-A-M-P-T-0-N!!
You just gave me the creeps with that title...I haaaaaaaaaated that movie Little Shop of Horrors..nightmares. Nightmares. All night.
I shouldn't say "hate," it's such a strong word. But I just can't get into a medical show that's about relationships... their medicine is ALWAYS muffed up. They put xrays up on the lightboard backwards, they are always saying blatantly wrong medical stuff, but yet they are FOREVER sexin somebody up! For indiscriminate sex, I watch "L Word" and "Nip/Tuck." I actually didn't get into "Lost" until the second season, but now I'm hooked. I promise, it's good :) FInally, who needs food? I have 64 ounces of this luscious, wonderful lemonade! Yeah, right.
OK not to interrupt the regularly scheduled programming...but how in the hell do you read a blog in the middle of class? No really, I wanna try it.
Tracy Morgan is not only mildly retarded, I think he might be full blown. Hiring him is getting a 2 for 1 minority deal. ::I wish you could hear me doing my TM impersonation:: I'm looking fwd to his new show with Tina Fey. But if you think about it, if he just comes clean, he then becomes the world's funniest retarded comic.
I love Grey's Anatomy. We are going to have a law school group meeting on Thursdays just to watch it!! ;-)
I am sorry but I have to say that most of the waitresses out there need to quit because they suck ass.
no... if tracy morgan admitted he was retarded he still wouldnt be as funny as josh blue.
That damn mini-feed is usefless. I have never seen any useful info for me on it.
I love how u give such a description about your fashion. That so damn detailed. I had to look up some of them words!!!
d... hahahaha!!! feeeeeeeeed me seymouuuuuuuuuur!!!
x... ha! perhaps that's why i love it. i don't need so much the medical accuracy. i guess i would feel the same way tho if there was some foolish journalism show. lost is horrid. love lemonade but 64 oz???? are you allowed sugar?
wise.. i know right...let me blog in class back in the day... humph!! i love how you said full blown like referring to a disease. but it is a mental infirmity. sigh. someone direct him to a clinic. PLEASE!! THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP!! and i actually wanna see 30 rock b/c i love tina fey.
dream... totally need a grey's party. i'm on the verge of punching out a waitress. the next bad one i will immediately ask for the manager.
joy... is josh blue retarded??? why do you know so many obscure comedians?
epsi.. i'm a fashionista! :D and mini feed is fab! viva mini-feed!
I love the daddy daughter nights...so sweet!!!!
As for KK...sorry, I was raised in Michigan, and the ONLY donuts that I ever thought were the bomb were Dunken Donuts!!!! I got to DC and someone told me about KK and the first thing out my mouth was "WHat da hell is a Krispy Kreame?" Now, I have broken my neck to get to tthe Dunken Donuts on Rhode Island Ave NW a FEW times...
Grey's this Thursday...woooo hoooo!!!
Jessus Joy! Jos.h Blue aint retarded. He got what Corky from 'Life Goes On' got. Wait no, he's one of Jerry's Kids. Something.
you're lucky you can eat krispy kremes. My ass is big enough as it is. P.S. watch for my Facebook feed update when it says: Ellewilla has deleted her account. HAHAH
Sadly, no. No sugar. But you know it's not real lemonade... it's lemons, water, cayenne pepper, and maple syrup :(
I'm with X on the Grey's Anatomy. We know that doctors and interns have relationships but a soap opera under the pretense of a medical show isn't cool. Tried to watch it on two sep occassions adn was pissed abt the nuances that X mentioned. Nip/Tuck: my shit. That doesn't even pretend to be a medical show, it just happens to have plastic surgeons as the main charaters, you know?
One more point X made:
GO HAMPTON!!!!!!! WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1!! YOUR TEAM SMELLS LIKE A PILE OFFFFFFFFFF...SHIFT TO THE LEFT!! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!! GO TEAM GO TEAM FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
P.S. Dunkin Donuts is my ish. I just wish they'd spell the words right. Because its an icon, its s sight word and children spell it wrong all...the...time. Grown ups spell it wrong all...the...time...
josh blue has ms. i think. is that the one you get at birth? tell me, watchers of grey's.
i know alot of comedians cuz i know alot of people in general. as far as tv people. and josh blue won last comic standing this summer. funny guy.
madam... i know and great fun too b/c dad is hilarious. go greys!!! kk is the bomb. dunkin donuts don't taste like anything. i'll get a cake donut or something but glazed? HELLLLLL NO!
wise!! lmao!! you don't know! i don't even know who y'all are talking about. y'all are hilarious. i feel like a moderator in these comments sometimes which is a-ok. makes for good times, good times. GO NEWSRADIO! :D
elle. you're never too big for kk. don't delete! i need to get up in yo biz too. hahahahahahahaha
stace... I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE! and you know how i feel about faux spellings. never seen nip/tuck. you know how few primetime shows i'm able to watch (see: none)
x... no sugar? this is a sad day for lemonade. a sad sad day.
joy... how bout i don't want you to call a person with ms (i.e. tamia aka thief of my hubby grant hill (shut up wise) and montell) retarded.... lmao!! you nut. hahahahahaha
krispy kreme makes people do that...lol...i know i do it too!!!
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